Episode 74: My Grandpa Dating...My Mother?!

                                         KING VEGETA>VEGETA'S MOTHER>TAANIPU>BARDOCK
 



    Previously, on Dragon Ball F, Maron reappeared in Krillin's life for the obvious reason of taking him back, not knowing that he's already taken. When finding out the truth about Maron's small relationship with her husband in the past, Number 18 was more understanding that Krillin thought she would be. But their daughter is yet to find out. Will she also take it so lightly? Find out today only on Dragon Ball F!

    When Krillin and 18 went downstairs to the living room, they both saw that the Marons were laughing hard. Actually, only the adult one was really enjoying her own joke, while the young one could hardly stand anymore of the her stupidity. Krillin decided to cut to the chase and end this nightmare of his as soon as possible:

-So, Maron, what brings you here after all these years?
-I know this will sound weird...-Maron started blushfully-But even after all these years I still love you, Krillin, and I can't stop thinking about you.
-What?!-Krillin asked surprised.
-WHAT?!-Marron asked even more surprised.
-That's it, she's dead!-Number 18 said angrily, but before she put her hands on her, Maron continued, which made 18 to stop:
-Every man I ever dated, they all wanted me for my looks, actually, for my boobs, and not for what was inside me, my inner beauty, my soul. But you, Krillin, you saw through my well-defined curved figure and treated me as a queen, while I dumped you as soon as I saw a good-looking man with a cool car.-then a tear began flowing down from her right eye-You told me back then that I deserved better, but it was you who deserved better while I deserved less. I mistreated you, Krillin, and I'm terribly sorry!-then she really begin to cry-Why, oh, why, God?! Why have you blessed me with too much beauty?!-at which Number 18 could hardly hold back herself from bursting into laughter, while the young Marron started to freak out.
-It's alright, Maron...-Krillin started comforting her-You don't have to apologize to me; I'm also sorry of how things ended between us, but...
-So, will you take me back?-Maron asked suddenly cheerful.
-I'm sorry, Maron, but that woman behind you...-then he pointed towards his wife-...is actually my life and that over at the table is our daughter...uhm, Marron.
-But do you love her as much as you loved me?
-Don't push it, missy!-Number 18 said fiercely-You DON'T want to make me angry! Whatever little thing you had with my husband is LOOONG over so I recommend you get over it!
-You call that a LITTLE?!-Number 18's daughter yelled-Dad actually named me after her!!! I think that proves the contrary, don't you think?!
-Now hold on there, Maron...Wait just a minute, it's not what you think...-Krillin started babbling.
-Really? The next thing you tell me this stupid bimbo is my mother.-while she pointed angrily at the 50-year-old Maron.
-But Krillin and I never slept with each other; we only got to the third base .-Maron pointed out still in tears.
-Does that suppose to make me feel better?!-the young Marron shrieked.
-Come now, Maron...-Krillin cut in.
-Yes?-the old Maron asked a bit smiling. -Not you, my daughter...
-Oh...-then she became sad again.
-Come now, Maron! Surely you won't hold a grudge on me for a stupid thing like identical names, now will you?
-My name isn't stupid!!!-the old Maron cried out loud.
-WATCH ME!-the young Maron shouted, then she went outside and took off in the air and flew away in tears.
-I'll go talk to her.-Number 18 volunteered and took off after her, even though she wasn't comfortable leaving Krillin alone with that bimbo Marron, who was crying even harder; luckily, Krillin didn't have to worry about the neighbours, cause he had none, other than the seagulls flying above the Kame House.


    We see Goku and Chi-Chi flying above an ocean on the Nimbus Cloud enjoying the scenery, when, all of a sudden, they both heard King Kai's voice:

-Hey there, Goku! Sorry for interrupting your moment with your wife...
-No worries, King Kai! How you've been?
-You know, the usual: hanging out in the Other World, making fun of the other Kais...
-Any interesting tournaments I missed? -There were some intense ones, but in the end, Pikkon would always come out victorious.
-Man, I sort of hardly wait to die to show him how strong I've become by now.
-That would be great. Anyway, your son contacted me from Planet Gogeta and asked me to tell you to meet him there urgent. He said that someone very dear to you would like to see you.
-Hmmm...I wonder who could that be? Do you know who it is?
-Yes, I do, but I don't want to ruin the surprise. You will have to go there to find out yourself. Hi-Hi-Hi!
-King Kai, always the jokester.
-Actually, I've lost my touch at it. I guess, I must be getting "old". Get it? OLD?
-Ha-Ha-Ha!-Goku managed to laugh hard to convince King Kai that he got it-Anyway, thanks for telling us the info. Bye!-then he looked towards his wife-So, Chi-Chi...Wana come with me to another planet similar to Earth.
-You bet I do.-Chi-Chi responded firmly-Plus, it would be nice to see Gohan again, even though it has been only two months.
-Ok, then, hang on!-and without putting two fingers on his forehead like he used to before becoming Gogeta, both of them vanished, leaving the Nimbus cloud continue to fly alone into the distance.

    Goku and Chi-Chi appeared in the same town where Kibitoshin's life has been saved. In fact, to their surprise, they also met him there, with a big smile on his face.

-Kibitoshin, what are you doing here?-Goku asked him amazed.
-You know that lovely doctor, Leana, which saved my life not so long ago? Well, guess what, we're dating each other.
-I'm really happy for you, Kibitoshin, but King Kai told me you wanted to see me urgent. I'm sure this wasn't all that urgent, plus, no offense, but you're not that dear to me.
-Oh, about that. Let me take you to them.
-Them?-Goku wondered to himself, while Kibitoshin took him and his wife to a park.

    As they approached the park, Goku saw two familiar persons sitting on a bench. The first one was his son, Gohan, however, the other one was also Gohan, none other than his Grandpa Gohan. Goku's eyes got filled with tears of joy as he ran next to him, pulling him up from the bench and giving him a very tight hug, almost squeezing the life out of him.

-Grandpa Gohan, you're alive!-Goku shouted happily.
-I won't be for much long if you don't let go of me at once...-his grandpa managed to say, coughing.
-Oh, I'm sorry.-Goku apologized, while putting him down-I am just so happy to see you again...alive? But how can that be?
-Well, dad...-Goku's son started-As you remember, back on New Namek, Xaras asked Porunga to revive everyone who has ever died by the hands of the Saiyans, so...
-I was the one who killed you grandpa...-Goku continued instead-So, you're alive again! I am so sorry for killing you all those years!-then tears of sadness replaced the ones of joy.
-It's ok.-his grandpa said smiling-We both know it wasn't you who really killed me, it was the beast inside you, which, by the way, you didn't even know of or how to control. So you don't really owe me any apologies. At least now I know why you haven't visited me when you were dead. I heard that you died twice; you should take more care of yourself.
-Yeah...HI-HI-HI! And thanks, Grandpa Gohan, for forgiving me! You're the best.-Goku said happily, whipping his tears.
-Don't mention it. Anyway, I would like you to meet my new girlfriend.
-Whoah, you barely came back to life and you already found a girlfriend? You sneaky devil; Master Roshi would be so jealous.
-In fact, here she comes now.-then they all looked behind to see a Saiyan woman coming towards them.

    The Saiyan woman had a long black hair put in a ponytail, with a white Saiyan armor and pink shorts. Goku felt a familiar connection with her, as if he knew her or something. After giving Grandpa Gohan a kiss on his cheeks, she approached Goku with a fierceful look and slapped him hard on his face:

-That was for not visiting me after giving birth to Kakarot.-she sad angrily.
-But I AM...Kakarot.-Goku managed to say.
-Kakarot?-she asked wondered.
-M...mom?-Goku asked surprised, and suddenly, the woman hugged him tightly.
-Kakarot! Holy crap, it is you! I can't believe how much you grew up, you look just like your father. Uhm...sorry for slapping you earlier, I really thought you were that no-good father of yours, Bardock.
-It's nice to meet you too at last, mom. King Kai told me that someone dear to me wanted to see me, but I never imagined that this meeting would turn out this good. So, what's your name?
-Taanipu.
-Taanipu, meet my loving wife, Chi-Chi, and my son, Son Gohan.
-Nice to meet you, miss Taanipu.-Gohan and Chi-Chi said in unison, both bowing down to her.
-That's really not necessary.-Taanipu said a bit blushfully-And skip the "miss" part; you make me sound old. Actually, I'm younger than all three of you, which is kind of weird.
-What's really weird is Goku's grandpa dating his own mother.-Chi-Chi remarked.
-Well, he's not my real grandpa; he just raised me.-Goku responded-Besides, I think my whole life was one weirdness after another, so I'm pretty much used to it. So, you and grandpa, huh?-Goku asked Taanipu.
-Weird, I know. But he makes me laugh so much. But don't worry, we're not doing any kinky stuff; we're just companions.
-So, whatever happened between you and dad anyway?
-It just simply didn't work out, I guess. There was nothing really special between us. Didn't he tell you anything?
-In fact, he hasn't mention you at all.
-That coward bastard! This goes to show you how little did I meant for him. Well, It's not like I loved him or anything; there was a strong connection between us, but nothing special. After Raditz was born, he has already been sent to another planet to destroy it after he grows up, and since then, I pretty much haven't seen your brother anymore. Then your father and I fell apart also. We rarely have seen each other, had se...you know, and that's it. I'm sorry that you have to hear it from me, but back then, making children wasn't all that special. It never was, but since we've been revived, things started to finally change, WE started to change. Now I also realize that whatever things I've done in the past, they were mostly wrong. And having you and Raditz without a good reason, without love, was also a really bad thing to do. I hope you can forgive me.-while Goku saw that she really meant all that and she felt really sorry for her past mistakes.
-It's alright, mom. I'm still glad I got a chance to meet you and sort things out between us. At least, now I know the truth. The Saiyans indeed were bad news to every living thing, and to themselves, but everyone deserves a second chance, thus they have been revived and I can see great progress from them. You, mother, also deserve forgiveness and I shall give it to you.
-Thank you, son.-then they both hugged each other once more-By the way, how's your brother, Raditz, doing?
-We have some issues between us, so he decided that it was best for him to leave far away.
-I'm sorry to hear that.
-I see you're not even curious about father...
-I heard that he's helping King Vegeta out. I don't really care. What I care about right now is getting to know you better.
-What do you say we all go to a restaurant and catch up?-Grandpa Gohan suggested.
-Sure.-Goku immediately answered-I haven't enjoyed a good meal for a while now.

    Goku has finally met his mother. Even though he found out that he wasn't born out of love, he was still happy to have met her and forgave her. At least someone had a swell day today. Krillin's nightmare is still not over, however his solution will come from a very unexpected person. Find out who that person is next time on Dragon Ball F!

Episode 73: Forgiveness and Love

    On the last episode of Dragon Ball F, we found out the true reason why Gogeta couldn't ascend to Super Saiyan 5 when he fought the Megasaiyan. It seemes that both Goku's and Vegeta's body have reached their limit, so no matter how hard they train, they can't get any stronger. And if they should try, they would risk destroying themselves by the overwhelming power. Also, last time, an unexpected visitor from Krillin's past showed up at the Kame House, which will cause some discomfort to him and his family...

    No one said a word; they just all stood there at the door: Maron outside, Number 18 inside, while Krillin in between. The other Marron, the daughter, was sitting at the table watching the adults worried while sensing that the tension was rising higher and higher. She couldn't hear what they were saying, but she knew it couldn't be anything good.

-Ok, this is awkward.-Maron started-May I come in?-she asked, while Krillin looked behind him towards his wife, waiting her to respond instead.
-Why not?-18 answered and after going inside and reaching the table where they were previously having dinner, she continued-Meet MY daughter, Marron.-she said, putting an accent on the word "my."
-Neat.-Maron said happily towards Number 18's( ! ) daughter-I guess we're like name sisters.
-Guess so...-Marron replied, noticing how dull the woman is.
-Krillin, may I have a word with you...in private?-Number 18 asked her husband with fierce eyes.
-Do I have a choice?-Krillin responded frightened, then they both went upstairs to their room.
-What the hell, Krillin?!-18 immediately started to yell, as soon as she closed the door behind her-You never mentioned you had a girlfriend before me...
-Well, I never thought she was worth mentioning; we only dated each other for a short while.
-Apparently, she meant a lot for you, since you named MY daughter after her!
-That has nothing to do with it; I just thought it was a beautiful name for a girl to have. I even removed an "r" to make it more unique. Besides, it's way better than what you suggested to name her. Imagine her being named Number 8! I'm sure all of her friends at school would have made fun of her and nicknamed her Eighter or something.
-So, whatever happened between you two anyway?-18 asked, changing the subject rapidly, cause she knew he was right about the naming part.
-Nothing! We only dated each other for a few months. Then she dumped me...sort of.
-Of course she did. She's nothing but a skank, you deserved better.
-Strange, that's what I thought back then too, but the other way around. But you're right, 18. I do deserve someone better than her, and that someone is you. You're the one for me, and our daughter proves it. Otherwise, you would have also dumped me long ago.
-Nonetheless, I'm really angry with you, Krillin! I just hope our daughter will be as forgiving as I am.-when Krillin heard the word "our", he knew he was off the hook; at least by his wife.
-Thank you, Number 18.-he smiled, while his wife smiled back, then giving him a short kiss on his lips; after that, she added:
-Let's just hope she hasn't reconsidered herself after all those years and she's her to take you back...for hers sake.-while Krillin swallowed hard, knowing that that's exactly why she came back.

   
    In Satan City, we see Number 17, Master Roshi and Oolong walking on street, searching for some female "preys." Just then, they saw a big crowd of women staring at a 4000:1 wide billboard where there was an image of a naked man and a woman with their intimate body parts hidden mimicking sex underwater filled with exotic fish, corals and plants. There was a small newly invented revolutionary device attached to their nose, which allowed them to breathe in the water. Above the image, it was written in big red words "Amusement Lust", and underneath it, there was a banner, saying: "A place where you don't just have sex; you have fun while doing it. Yo can DO IT underwater, in the air, even on the roller coaster! Do you dare you to test your limits? We guarantee, you will be burning with satisfaction!" Most of the women looking at the billboard were utterly disgusted of how far a human's imagination could go just to try out new ways of "doing it." However, a few thought it was quite a daring idea and could hardly wait to try it out with their boyfriends or husbands. As Master Roshi and the others approached the crowd, he started:

-Number 17, let me show you how to properly ask a woman out. It's all about using the right words.-then he approached a red-haired chick standing in the middle of the crowd-Hey there, sweetie pie! How's about you and me test our limits out together? Heck, we can "do it" in space, if you want. Let's show these people how to "rock and roll", baby! Oh, yeah!-unfortunately, for Master Roshi, the woman was part of the crowd that disliked doing such things out of lust and after hearing Roshi's "speech", she slapped his face so hard, that his newly bought modern sunglasses broke into pieces.
-I guess you used the wrong words.-Oolong added, making the women behind him to giggle.
-Allow me to try it.-Number 17 volunteered, then he picked a brunet from the other end of the crowd, who was also against the idea of the new carnival or amusement park, whatever, which recently opened, but 17 was prepared for that-What propustuos things can a man achieve with his mind! I'd rather go out on a nice dinner rather than do such perverted things.
-Me too...-the woman responded, and after seeing with whom she was talking to, her eyes started to twinkle and her heart started beating more rapidly.
-So, what do you say? You and me? Tonight, at seven o' clock? You pick the place...-while the woman blushed; then she immediately pulled out a card with her phone number on it and gave it to 17:
-Call me!-then she excitedly hurried away, already thinking what to wear at the dinner.
-Well, it seems, it was 17 who showed YOU how to really treat the ladies.-Oolong said with a smirk towards Master Roshi.
-I guess so...-Master Roshi said sadly and disappointed of himself with a burning red cheeck on his left side.

   
    Somewhere at a lake near Mount Paozu, we see Goku fishing alone with a bored look on his face. He wasn't really fishing either. Whenever he caught a fish, he would pull the fishing net out of the water, grab the fish and throw it back in. Then he put some more bait on the net and do it over and over again. If someone would have seen him, he would think that Goku was actually feeding the fish. Before Goku even realised it, Chi-Chi was sitting next to him with a sad smile her face:

-Bulma called...-she started-She told my what was really going on with you and Vegeta lately.
-It's not that you didn't know it all along.-Goku replied slowly as if he was sleepy or something.
-But the Goku I know would never lay around and do nothing. He would always search for an adventure, a way to have fun, or do something useful, not waste time like this.
-In the past everything was so much simpler. Now everyone is grown up, have their own family to take care of or friends to hang out with; they are always busy. And since its useless for me to train anymore, I have nothing to do then to wait to grow old and pass away to the Other World.
-That's not true, you've still got me. Why do you always forget about me?!
-I'm sorry, Chi-Chi. I know I've been a terrible husband for you. I've been away from you a lot, now haven't I? You should have married someone else a long time ago, I'm sure the kids would have understood it.
-No, Goku. I married you for the same reason you married me: because I love you and no matter where you are or how far away you are, I will always do. Besides, it's my fault that you died the second time, so I should be the one apologizing.
-What do you mean, Chi-Chi?
-Ever since Gohan was born, all I did was to force him to study and nothing more. Even though he admit that he was never into fighting, I wonder if it was because of my influence on him. If I wouldn't have kept him from training, he would have killed Cell immediately and you wouldn't have to die again. It was then I promised myself not to make the same mistake with Goten and let him live his life freely and become whatever he wanted to be. I'm so sorry, Goku...-then tears began flowing from her eyes.
-No, Chi-Chi! Don't cry! I also did a bad thing by forcing Gohan into fighting, so I also failed raising him properly. Besides, that day Gohan also made a mistake by being cocky and torturing Cell, instead of finishing him off right away. Huh! We should be named the Son Mistakes family.-at which both of them laughed-I'm sure our sons came out just the way they should have, because their both happy. And after being reunited with my father, I should also be happy and not feeling sorry for myself.-then he stood up-You're right, Chi-Chi! I was completely wasting my time.-then he threw all the bait from the bucket into the lake, while the fish, of course, couldn't be more happier.-I may have been all around the world before and seen it's beauties, and on some other planets too, but that doesn't mean I can't do it again. Adventure lays everywhere, I just have to look for it. Besides, during my travel I've met many good friends which I haven't seen for ages. Upa, Eighter, Snow, and that weird girl from Penguin Village...I felt their energy given to the Spirit Bomb with which I destroyed Majin Buu. Thus I was remembered of them, yet I still haven't bothered to visit them. I should be ashamed with myself...-then he looked down at his wife and stretched out his right hand towards her-Chi-Chi, will you fly with me on the Nimbus Cloud, to go on a little adventure of our own? Just the two of us, flying as far as our eyes can see, visiting the planet's every corner for the last time. What do you say?-at which Chi-Chi wiped her tears, grabbed her husbands' hand and also stood up happily:
-I would love to, Goku.-and after kissing his lips passionately, she continued-I haven't seen my father for quite some time. I hope he's ok.
-Let's find out, together!-Goku responded, then he looked up in the sky and shouted-Flying Nimbus!!!-after a very short while, the Nimbus cloud appeared out of nowhere, "landing" near the couple-Flying Nimbus, take us around the world! But slowly, we don't want to miss anything.-he said smiling towards his wife, then they both jumped on the cloud and flew away into the distance, embarking on a journey of their life-time...

    Join us again, next time on Dragon Ball Finale!