We see two space pods flying somewhere in the galaxy, away from Planet Earth 2.0. In the space pods there were two Saiyans, none other than Nappa and Raditz, however, their destination was unknown by them. Nappa was starting to get bored just flying around in the endless dark space, seeing nothing but millions after millions of stars, so he turned the communicator on and started:
-Raditz, where exactly are we going?-Nappa voice could be heard in Raditz' pod, however, there was no response; Raditz was in deep thoughts-Raditz, are you sleeping? Raditz?!
-No, Nappa, I'm awake.
-So?
-So what?
-Where the hell are we going?! And how will we get our revenge on you-know-who?
-Nappa, you are and always will be so simple-minded...
-What does that supposed to mean?
-Haven't you learned by now that it is pointless try getting revenge on those two? Even the powerful Frieza joined with Cell have tried and look where they've ended up...AGAIN. Even if we train our whole lives, we will never match their power, not to mention their sons'. I am not going to waste my life again just to get even with them. After spending so much time in Hell, I'd rather enjoy living in the real world for a change, before I end up back there again. Who knows? Maybe I can something good for King Yemma to change his mind and allow me in Heaven.
-I can't believe what a pathetic coward you've become. You first showed it to me when we were on Namek, when you chickened out joining Friezell in taking down our foes. If we would have joined him, instead going against him, by now both Kakarot and Vegeta would be dead. Even if Frieza would have killed us afterwards, it would be worth it.
-Well, no one is stopping you; you know where Earth is. Go! Die again, if you want to. You're not strong enough to take down even the Namekian Piccolo, yet Kakarot or Vegeta.
-Fine! Be it! At least, I will go down in glory.-then suddenly, he redirected his pod in the opposite direction and flew away.
-The fool...-Raditz said to himself, continuing his journey alone, in the waste space.
-If I can't hurt Vegeta's body, than I will hurt his soul instead. I just hope that bitch is still alive.-Nappa said to himself, as he flew towards Earth, but to another planet.
West City, Caspule Corp. After returning from Planet Gogeta, Vegeta's life hasn't been the same. Instead of training a lot like he used to, he sat all day watching TV and drinking beer. It's not that he drank much beer that worried Bulma, it's the drastic change that worried her. But even though, she already knew the answer, she still felt obliged to ask him personally; it was her duty as a wife to do so. But instead of asking him directly, she set next to him on the couch, opened a can of beer herself and just started watching the TV, without saying a word. Vegeta noticed her alright, and started to feel awkward; she didn't like watching the sports and she would always just start talking and babbling of how her day was, what she invent in the lab, the latest gossips about the workers at the corporation or their children...But this time, she was just plain silent, which Vegeta realised that annoyed him even more than her talking itself, so, for the first time ever, it was him who started the conversation:
-So, what's up?-he asked a bit shy.
-Nothing much...the usual.-she replied firmly, not taking her eyes off the TV, while taking a sip of beer.
-Really? And what made you decide to watch sports just like that?
-I don't know...What made you to do the same? I mean, you did watch them before, but not all day long.
-I knew there was a point to all this act of yours!
-Well, then you probably also knew, that this time where I would ak you what's going on with you and Kakarot, would also come, so spill it out!
-Fine. Well it's quite simple. Kakarot's body and mine have reached their limit, meaning no matter how much we would train, we wouldn't be able to get any more powerful, without killing ourselves. Happy?!
-Not really. I mean, I kind of knew you would say that, and that one day this would come, but I never imagined you taking it like this.
-What do you mean?
-Well, just look at you! You're nothing but a lazy, spoiled prince, who does nothing but sit and sour.
-And what do you want me to do? All my life I have done nothing but training and fighting, to become the number one in the Universe. Now, unable to do so anymore, it seems that I don't have nothing left to do.
-Yes you do. You're still alive, aren't you? You breath, you have feelings, emotions; you're not a robot. There are still many things out there in the world, that can bring happiness, even for the likes of you.
-Like what?
-FUN...
-Fun?
-Yes, fun. When was the last time you had some fun anyway?
-I used to have a lot of fun when killing those weaker than me.
-OTHER than that?
-Well, I still train to keep fit and I also train Tien Shinhan's son. But he's a teenager; he always has something "better" to do with his teenager friends...He can never sit still for more than three hours of training, not to mention, sometimes he's late or he doesn't shows up at all, even though I told him I would kill him if he won't be able to beat me in my SSJ3 form. And his four months are almost up. Don't you see? I've become so low, that people don't even take me serious anymore and it's all you guys fault.
-OUR FAULT?! How is any of this our fault? And who do you mean by us?
-You, Trunks, Bra, your parents...Now everyone thinks that since Vegeta has a family, he's not the same guy he used to be. I bet even Ten Shinhan forgot that his first death was indirectly caused by me.
-Would you prefer to be nothing but a domestic animal, a killing machine?
-Sometimes I still do. Unfortunately, it's something that just never fades away.
-Well, that's why all we're here for. To make you forget your awful past and make you happy. And that's where the word "fun" comes in. I also have very little to do at the Capsule Corp. now, since Trunks has a new lovely assistant. It's time for me to retire from work, and we're both enough to become pensioners.
-Yeah, look at us. Being over 60, yet looking like in our mid-thirties.
-That's the reason now it's time for us to have some fun, alone, just the two of us, together. We have been like reborn and we should enjoy every minute of it.
-I think you're right. I think, since I look young again, I should go back killing again like I used to.-Vegeta said sarcastically and with a smirk.
-Very funny, Vegeta. -And what fun do you exactly have in mind?
-It's been a while since we've been in the carnival. Remember, how much fun we used to have there?
-Yea, fun...-Vegeta said with a bored face.
-Well, I heard, that they've opened a new type of carnival, one for only ADULTS.-which got Vegeta's attention-What do you say, honey? Will you take me there?
-Why not? I guess it could be...interesting.
Meanwhile, at the Kame House, Krillin and his family were having dinner while Master Roshi took Number 17 in the city to teach him how to handle himself with the women. Oolong went along, thinking it would be a blast seeing those two in action. Suddenly, someone knocked at the door, and Krillin was the one who volunteered opening it. When he opened the door to see who it was, he literally flipped:
-Krillin, is that really you?-a tall woman with long blue hair, blue eyes and big breasts asked enthusiastically; at first, Krillin thought it was Bulma, or maybe Bra got so tall, or at least he wished it was either of those two-Oh my gosh, you look so cool and cute with that hair and moustache of yours. I just wanna kiss you over and over again. MWAH. MWAH. MWAH.-as she kissed him on the cheeks and hugged him tightly, squeezing her breasts all over him.
-Krillin!!!-an angry voice behind Krillin's back could be heard-Might I know, who your lady friend is?
-Sure.-the other woman answered still enthusiastic instead of him-My name is Maron; I used to date Krillin a long time ago...-while Krillin so wished he could hide under the ground right now, while Number 18 looked both surprised and furious at the same time.
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-Raditz, where exactly are we going?-Nappa voice could be heard in Raditz' pod, however, there was no response; Raditz was in deep thoughts-Raditz, are you sleeping? Raditz?!
-No, Nappa, I'm awake.
-So?
-So what?
-Where the hell are we going?! And how will we get our revenge on you-know-who?
-Nappa, you are and always will be so simple-minded...
-What does that supposed to mean?
-Haven't you learned by now that it is pointless try getting revenge on those two? Even the powerful Frieza joined with Cell have tried and look where they've ended up...AGAIN. Even if we train our whole lives, we will never match their power, not to mention their sons'. I am not going to waste my life again just to get even with them. After spending so much time in Hell, I'd rather enjoy living in the real world for a change, before I end up back there again. Who knows? Maybe I can something good for King Yemma to change his mind and allow me in Heaven.
-I can't believe what a pathetic coward you've become. You first showed it to me when we were on Namek, when you chickened out joining Friezell in taking down our foes. If we would have joined him, instead going against him, by now both Kakarot and Vegeta would be dead. Even if Frieza would have killed us afterwards, it would be worth it.
-Well, no one is stopping you; you know where Earth is. Go! Die again, if you want to. You're not strong enough to take down even the Namekian Piccolo, yet Kakarot or Vegeta.
-Fine! Be it! At least, I will go down in glory.-then suddenly, he redirected his pod in the opposite direction and flew away.
-The fool...-Raditz said to himself, continuing his journey alone, in the waste space.
-If I can't hurt Vegeta's body, than I will hurt his soul instead. I just hope that bitch is still alive.-Nappa said to himself, as he flew towards Earth, but to another planet.
West City, Caspule Corp. After returning from Planet Gogeta, Vegeta's life hasn't been the same. Instead of training a lot like he used to, he sat all day watching TV and drinking beer. It's not that he drank much beer that worried Bulma, it's the drastic change that worried her. But even though, she already knew the answer, she still felt obliged to ask him personally; it was her duty as a wife to do so. But instead of asking him directly, she set next to him on the couch, opened a can of beer herself and just started watching the TV, without saying a word. Vegeta noticed her alright, and started to feel awkward; she didn't like watching the sports and she would always just start talking and babbling of how her day was, what she invent in the lab, the latest gossips about the workers at the corporation or their children...But this time, she was just plain silent, which Vegeta realised that annoyed him even more than her talking itself, so, for the first time ever, it was him who started the conversation:
-So, what's up?-he asked a bit shy.
-Nothing much...the usual.-she replied firmly, not taking her eyes off the TV, while taking a sip of beer.
-Really? And what made you decide to watch sports just like that?
-I don't know...What made you to do the same? I mean, you did watch them before, but not all day long.
-I knew there was a point to all this act of yours!
-Well, then you probably also knew, that this time where I would ak you what's going on with you and Kakarot, would also come, so spill it out!
-Fine. Well it's quite simple. Kakarot's body and mine have reached their limit, meaning no matter how much we would train, we wouldn't be able to get any more powerful, without killing ourselves. Happy?!
-Not really. I mean, I kind of knew you would say that, and that one day this would come, but I never imagined you taking it like this.
-What do you mean?
-Well, just look at you! You're nothing but a lazy, spoiled prince, who does nothing but sit and sour.
-And what do you want me to do? All my life I have done nothing but training and fighting, to become the number one in the Universe. Now, unable to do so anymore, it seems that I don't have nothing left to do.
-Yes you do. You're still alive, aren't you? You breath, you have feelings, emotions; you're not a robot. There are still many things out there in the world, that can bring happiness, even for the likes of you.
-Like what?
-FUN...
-Fun?
-Yes, fun. When was the last time you had some fun anyway?
-I used to have a lot of fun when killing those weaker than me.
-OTHER than that?
-Well, I still train to keep fit and I also train Tien Shinhan's son. But he's a teenager; he always has something "better" to do with his teenager friends...He can never sit still for more than three hours of training, not to mention, sometimes he's late or he doesn't shows up at all, even though I told him I would kill him if he won't be able to beat me in my SSJ3 form. And his four months are almost up. Don't you see? I've become so low, that people don't even take me serious anymore and it's all you guys fault.
-OUR FAULT?! How is any of this our fault? And who do you mean by us?
-You, Trunks, Bra, your parents...Now everyone thinks that since Vegeta has a family, he's not the same guy he used to be. I bet even Ten Shinhan forgot that his first death was indirectly caused by me.
-Would you prefer to be nothing but a domestic animal, a killing machine?
-Sometimes I still do. Unfortunately, it's something that just never fades away.
-Well, that's why all we're here for. To make you forget your awful past and make you happy. And that's where the word "fun" comes in. I also have very little to do at the Capsule Corp. now, since Trunks has a new lovely assistant. It's time for me to retire from work, and we're both enough to become pensioners.
-Yeah, look at us. Being over 60, yet looking like in our mid-thirties.
-That's the reason now it's time for us to have some fun, alone, just the two of us, together. We have been like reborn and we should enjoy every minute of it.
-I think you're right. I think, since I look young again, I should go back killing again like I used to.-Vegeta said sarcastically and with a smirk.
-Very funny, Vegeta. -And what fun do you exactly have in mind?
-It's been a while since we've been in the carnival. Remember, how much fun we used to have there?
-Yea, fun...-Vegeta said with a bored face.
-Well, I heard, that they've opened a new type of carnival, one for only ADULTS.-which got Vegeta's attention-What do you say, honey? Will you take me there?
-Why not? I guess it could be...interesting.
Meanwhile, at the Kame House, Krillin and his family were having dinner while Master Roshi took Number 17 in the city to teach him how to handle himself with the women. Oolong went along, thinking it would be a blast seeing those two in action. Suddenly, someone knocked at the door, and Krillin was the one who volunteered opening it. When he opened the door to see who it was, he literally flipped:
-Krillin, is that really you?-a tall woman with long blue hair, blue eyes and big breasts asked enthusiastically; at first, Krillin thought it was Bulma, or maybe Bra got so tall, or at least he wished it was either of those two-Oh my gosh, you look so cool and cute with that hair and moustache of yours. I just wanna kiss you over and over again. MWAH. MWAH. MWAH.-as she kissed him on the cheeks and hugged him tightly, squeezing her breasts all over him.
-Krillin!!!-an angry voice behind Krillin's back could be heard-Might I know, who your lady friend is?
-Sure.-the other woman answered still enthusiastic instead of him-My name is Maron; I used to date Krillin a long time ago...-while Krillin so wished he could hide under the ground right now, while Number 18 looked both surprised and furious at the same time.
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