Vegeta was quite surprised at Piccolo's strength; he blocked the first 50 punches, but after that, he wasn't able to anymore, so the next 50 connect...with his face. The prince of all Saiyans got really mad and decided not to take his opponent likely, so he struck back with full power. But Piccolo still managed to hold his ground quite well and received only a few hits. They were fighting all over the corporation, destroying everything in their paths. Trunks and Goten were following them everywhere, enjoying the fight, while Mr. and Mrs. Briefs started evacuating their various pets outside in the garden. The most annoyed person at this situation, of course, was Bulma. She was in her lab with a big hand lamp, trying to fix the fuse while cursing loudly.
Meanwhile, the fight between the Saiyan and the Namekian was far from over. Vegeta was filled with many bruises while his upper shirt was completely torn down. However, Piccolo looked almost uninjured at all and seemed to have the upper hand, but something wasn't right.
-Why aren't you fighting back?-Piccolo asked-You still have another "upgrade" left...Why are you holding back on me? Not that I don't enjoy beating you up...
-I, for one, like to savour this battle; I haven't had a good fight for years, since Cell and Kakarot died. But if you want to die that badly, that could be arranged easily.-then Vegeta transformed into a SSJ2 and shot a sudden "Big Bang Attack", which obliterated most of Piccolo's outfit.
-Curses!
Piccolo was once again shirtless, without his turban and cape, while most of his pants were also ripped. Suddenly, Vegeta noticed a red familiar thing underneath the Namekian's panths.
-Is that my favourite underwear you're wearing?!-the pissed off prince asked.
-So what if I am?-Piccolo asked teasingly-I find it quite confortable to wear; I think I will ask Bulma to lend it to me for a while...like forever.
-How dare you...you SLIMY SLUG?!
-NO ONE calls me a slug and gets away with it! I'll give your regards to your wife, cause after I'm done with you, there won't remain a single hair from that wig of yours.
-WIG?!
-You heard me...a wig! I mean, come on! Only dames wear a long, spiky wig like that ( Since this day, Vegeta started considering cutting it down a bit, which he did in DBGT ).
-Just that you should know, you fealthy scum, this hair is natural as can be. Plus, it's a Saiyan trait to have long spiky hair like mine.
-Yeah, but not so vertical like that...That's just ridiculous.
-It has been a while since I killed a Namekian...It will bring back good memories of how I slaughtered many of your race on Old Namek, as I slowly torture you, ripping you limb from limb, feeding them to Mrs. Briefs' dinosaurs, while letting you watch them eat, as I wait for you to regenerate your limbs, just so I could rip them down again.-this gave Piccolo quite the goose bumps.
-You sick bastard!-then he attacked Vegeta head on, driven from fear, wanting to finish him before Vegeta could finish him off in a grotesque way; this time, however, Vegeta was done playing around and transformed into SSJ2 full power, nonetheless, they were both equally blocking each others' hits, while causing more havoc around the house.
By now, Bulma managed to fix the lights and was watching the fight hopelessly through the monitor, thanks to the cameras situated in every corner of the house. Of course, it was hard for her to keep up with them, as she was able only to see things breaking but not the responsible persons breaking them. She noticed that the fighters were heading towards Vegeta's training room and thought that now was her chance to stop them before they would bring down the entire house. As they reached inside the room, Bulma locked the exit door and activated a very high pitched sound, which could be heared only in the training room ( Vegeta was quite a stubborn man, so Bulma put small, undetactable, yet very loud speakers throughout the room and whenever the prince didn't oblige to her orders, she would always just force him with that very high pitched sound ).
Even though, he was very well used to it, the sound still annoyed Vegeta terribly, so he backed down from the fight, but not before landing a good punch right on Piccolo's right eye, making it purple around it again. Piccolo. however, couldn't stand the sound at all, so he tore his ears down and threw them in Vegeta's face. This time, it was the prince who was utterly disgusted and prepared himself to attack Piccolo again, when Bulma made a loud BOOM sound, as if an atomic bomb exploded. The sound scared the crap out of Vegeta, no to mention the kids.
-Enough is enough, Vegeta!- Bulma's voice could be heard through the speakers-I won't let you destroy MY entire corporation because of your foolishness. You either stop now, or...there won't be any hanky panky in the bedroom for three months!
-Trunks, what does she mean by hanky panky?-Goten asked.
-Trust me, Goten, you don't want to know.-Trunks responded.
-You better behave, prince Vegeta, or there won't be any hanky panky for you!-Piccolo said teasing with his ears already grown back-And I'm pretty sure three months without it is very long for you Saiyans.-he said with a BIG smirk, while Vegeta growled like a mad dog.
-That goes for you too, Piccolo.-Bulma's voice could be heard again-That glowing of yours, like the sunburn, won't wear off for two weeks; so unless you want to remain like that for that long, shut it and come to my lab, immediately.
-Understood.-Piccolo mumbled to Vegeta's amusement, then magically reneved his outfit and left the training room.
-Then what happened?-Krillin asked Trunks wondered.
-Well, in the end, my mom fixed the machine again, which healed Piccolo, this time for good.-Trunks answered.
-Woah, I can't believe I missed all that. But at least, I saw it on TV. Thanks again, kids, for sharing that with us.
-Well, you paid for it, so you earned it.
-Now I understand, why Piccolo refused to meet with me that day.-Gohan realised-He never said NO to me before, that's why I found it strange; but now it all makes sense. Thanks guys, for showing us that movie.
-It was OUR pleasure.-Goten replied smiling.
SHOULD YOU READERS UNDERSTAND, AS EXPLAINED, THEY ARE CAMERAS ALL OVER THE CAPSULE CORPORATION, SO TRUNKS AND GOTEN TOOK THE RECORDED MOVIE AND SHOWED IT AT THE KAME HOUSE. ALONG WITH MASTER ROSHI, OOLONG, THE TUTLE, KRILLIN, NUMBER 18, CAME GOHAN, YAMCHA AND PUAR WHO WATCHED IT FOR AMOUNT OF FEE, OF COURSE. THEY WERE LAUGHING THEIR HEADS OFF, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, WHILE PICCOLO RESTS ASSURED THAT NO ONE ELSE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE EMBARASSING SITUATION THAT HAS HAPPENED TO HIM.
THE END
AS THE CREDITS ROLE, GOKU POPS OUT ON THE BLACK SCREEN:
-Wait just a darn minute!-he shouts-Howcome I'm not in this movie, special or whatever? I was barely even mentioned...
-Because, Goku...-the narrator started-You're the main hero in almost every movie there is; you come, have a big fight with the enemy, defeat him and save the day, while the other Z-Fighters have less screen time than you. The only times you're not in the movies saving the day is when you're either dead or the action takes place in the past, when you weren't born. Well, guess what? In this period of time, you're dead, and won't be revived for another year, so GET LOST!!! And stop stealing the show again!-as Goku leaves the screen ashamed.
THE END FOR GOOD:)
Meanwhile, the fight between the Saiyan and the Namekian was far from over. Vegeta was filled with many bruises while his upper shirt was completely torn down. However, Piccolo looked almost uninjured at all and seemed to have the upper hand, but something wasn't right.
-Why aren't you fighting back?-Piccolo asked-You still have another "upgrade" left...Why are you holding back on me? Not that I don't enjoy beating you up...
-I, for one, like to savour this battle; I haven't had a good fight for years, since Cell and Kakarot died. But if you want to die that badly, that could be arranged easily.-then Vegeta transformed into a SSJ2 and shot a sudden "Big Bang Attack", which obliterated most of Piccolo's outfit.
-Curses!
Piccolo was once again shirtless, without his turban and cape, while most of his pants were also ripped. Suddenly, Vegeta noticed a red familiar thing underneath the Namekian's panths.
-Is that my favourite underwear you're wearing?!-the pissed off prince asked.
-So what if I am?-Piccolo asked teasingly-I find it quite confortable to wear; I think I will ask Bulma to lend it to me for a while...like forever.
-How dare you...you SLIMY SLUG?!
-NO ONE calls me a slug and gets away with it! I'll give your regards to your wife, cause after I'm done with you, there won't remain a single hair from that wig of yours.
-WIG?!
-You heard me...a wig! I mean, come on! Only dames wear a long, spiky wig like that ( Since this day, Vegeta started considering cutting it down a bit, which he did in DBGT ).
-Just that you should know, you fealthy scum, this hair is natural as can be. Plus, it's a Saiyan trait to have long spiky hair like mine.
-Yeah, but not so vertical like that...That's just ridiculous.
-It has been a while since I killed a Namekian...It will bring back good memories of how I slaughtered many of your race on Old Namek, as I slowly torture you, ripping you limb from limb, feeding them to Mrs. Briefs' dinosaurs, while letting you watch them eat, as I wait for you to regenerate your limbs, just so I could rip them down again.-this gave Piccolo quite the goose bumps.
-You sick bastard!-then he attacked Vegeta head on, driven from fear, wanting to finish him before Vegeta could finish him off in a grotesque way; this time, however, Vegeta was done playing around and transformed into SSJ2 full power, nonetheless, they were both equally blocking each others' hits, while causing more havoc around the house.
By now, Bulma managed to fix the lights and was watching the fight hopelessly through the monitor, thanks to the cameras situated in every corner of the house. Of course, it was hard for her to keep up with them, as she was able only to see things breaking but not the responsible persons breaking them. She noticed that the fighters were heading towards Vegeta's training room and thought that now was her chance to stop them before they would bring down the entire house. As they reached inside the room, Bulma locked the exit door and activated a very high pitched sound, which could be heared only in the training room ( Vegeta was quite a stubborn man, so Bulma put small, undetactable, yet very loud speakers throughout the room and whenever the prince didn't oblige to her orders, she would always just force him with that very high pitched sound ).
Even though, he was very well used to it, the sound still annoyed Vegeta terribly, so he backed down from the fight, but not before landing a good punch right on Piccolo's right eye, making it purple around it again. Piccolo. however, couldn't stand the sound at all, so he tore his ears down and threw them in Vegeta's face. This time, it was the prince who was utterly disgusted and prepared himself to attack Piccolo again, when Bulma made a loud BOOM sound, as if an atomic bomb exploded. The sound scared the crap out of Vegeta, no to mention the kids.
-Enough is enough, Vegeta!- Bulma's voice could be heard through the speakers-I won't let you destroy MY entire corporation because of your foolishness. You either stop now, or...there won't be any hanky panky in the bedroom for three months!
-Trunks, what does she mean by hanky panky?-Goten asked.
-Trust me, Goten, you don't want to know.-Trunks responded.
-You better behave, prince Vegeta, or there won't be any hanky panky for you!-Piccolo said teasing with his ears already grown back-And I'm pretty sure three months without it is very long for you Saiyans.-he said with a BIG smirk, while Vegeta growled like a mad dog.
-That goes for you too, Piccolo.-Bulma's voice could be heard again-That glowing of yours, like the sunburn, won't wear off for two weeks; so unless you want to remain like that for that long, shut it and come to my lab, immediately.
-Understood.-Piccolo mumbled to Vegeta's amusement, then magically reneved his outfit and left the training room.
-Then what happened?-Krillin asked Trunks wondered.
-Well, in the end, my mom fixed the machine again, which healed Piccolo, this time for good.-Trunks answered.
-Woah, I can't believe I missed all that. But at least, I saw it on TV. Thanks again, kids, for sharing that with us.
-Well, you paid for it, so you earned it.
-Now I understand, why Piccolo refused to meet with me that day.-Gohan realised-He never said NO to me before, that's why I found it strange; but now it all makes sense. Thanks guys, for showing us that movie.
-It was OUR pleasure.-Goten replied smiling.
SHOULD YOU READERS UNDERSTAND, AS EXPLAINED, THEY ARE CAMERAS ALL OVER THE CAPSULE CORPORATION, SO TRUNKS AND GOTEN TOOK THE RECORDED MOVIE AND SHOWED IT AT THE KAME HOUSE. ALONG WITH MASTER ROSHI, OOLONG, THE TUTLE, KRILLIN, NUMBER 18, CAME GOHAN, YAMCHA AND PUAR WHO WATCHED IT FOR AMOUNT OF FEE, OF COURSE. THEY WERE LAUGHING THEIR HEADS OFF, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, WHILE PICCOLO RESTS ASSURED THAT NO ONE ELSE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE EMBARASSING SITUATION THAT HAS HAPPENED TO HIM.
THE END
AS THE CREDITS ROLE, GOKU POPS OUT ON THE BLACK SCREEN:
-Wait just a darn minute!-he shouts-Howcome I'm not in this movie, special or whatever? I was barely even mentioned...
-Because, Goku...-the narrator started-You're the main hero in almost every movie there is; you come, have a big fight with the enemy, defeat him and save the day, while the other Z-Fighters have less screen time than you. The only times you're not in the movies saving the day is when you're either dead or the action takes place in the past, when you weren't born. Well, guess what? In this period of time, you're dead, and won't be revived for another year, so GET LOST!!! And stop stealing the show again!-as Goku leaves the screen ashamed.
THE END FOR GOOD:)
