Piccolo and...a Woman - 1

VERY BAD PICCOLO

Chapter One: The Special Gift


100 years have passed since Goku left the Earth with Shenron to the Other World. Since then, not much has happened on Earth. It was so peaceful, that it seemed the Dragon Balls weren't needed anymore. Pan was an old woman by now, and she was training Goku Jr. and Vegeta Jr. as much as her strength let her, so that if anything should happen, those two would protect Earth from evil forces once more. However, this story is not about her, nor the two little Saiyans; it's about someone totally different, who sacrificed himself and ended up in Hell, to help the legendary Goku to escape from there. His name is Piccolo, and soon he would discover how to be a true human being, discovering feelings and emotions beyond his imagination.
The Other World...About 50 years ago, the ogre, King Yemma, retired from his work, and he put his daughter to continue his long legacy. Her name was Princess Koenma, and she was very different from his father. She was very kind-hearted, emotional, always feeling sorry for even the bad guys, and in many occasions, she sent many of them in Heaven, thinking they deserved forgiveness. Of course, King Yemma constantly lectured her about being so soft, but she just couldn't help it.
One day, Princess Koenma remembered of the Namekian Piccolo, who sacrificed himself many times for his friends and for the sake of others, and strangely, he still ended up in Hell. She found out exactly how he ended up there from her father, and she was most outrageous of her father's decision, so she decided not to allow him to go in Heaven, but to restore his life and give him another chance to continue from where he left of. She instantly teleported him in front of her giant desk, and explained to him her decision. But she didn't tell him, that when she restored his life, she also gave him something, he never had before and never even needed: a penis, which Piccolo didn't realise...yet. Although, he did feel awkward, but he couldn't figure out what was it exactly.
Piccolo left the Check-In Station and flew down to Dende's Lookout to meet him and Mr. Popo, who were very happy to see him alive after all those years. Then he stopped by at Korin too, and after that he went in a search to find Goku's and Vegeta's off springs. It didn't take him too long to find Pan, and he promised her he would look after Goku Jr. after she passes away. He didn't meet Goku Junior, nor Vegeta Junior in person, cause he didn't feel like it was necessary. He sometimes observed them from distance, but nothing more. He started meditating as he always did, but he did not train anymore, cause he knew that his body reached its limits, and he couldn't possibly get any stronger than he was.
"So, what to do from now on?"-he thought. "Training and the thought of always becoming stronger where the only things that kept me going since I remember. But now, that I have reached my limits, and I don't have the desire like father did to rule the world, I really don't know what to do with my life anymore. Should I start training those brats? I must admit that, since I can't become any stronger, I somewhat lost my interest in these sort of things...Damn it! Why the hell did that girl resurrect me, if I have no purpose to live anymore in the first place?"
He thought about it for a few days, and in the end, he decided to start a new "hobby," to learn more about humans, whom he was always intrigued and fascinated as well, as they were always an enigma to him. He just couldn't comprehend the variety of their emotions, their unique ways of life. He always wondered how even Vegeta himself got somehow used to all this.
So, in order to fit in more easily, Piccolo decided that he needed a change. And the change consisted in his looks. Of course, he couldn't change himself or his skin color, but the one thing he could change, was his outfit. He managed to find enough courage to actually ask Pan to help him out a bit... She brought him some clothes, but not just any clothes, they were actually the latest fashion in wearing. This wasn't all that unusual for him, though; he suddenly remembered once wearing such clothes back in the old days, when he was taking driving lessons with Goku. He somewhat thanked her, and flew off, looking for a private place in the woods to change. When he took his outfit off, he was very shocked of seeing the erected penis he now had.
-What the hell blazes did that crazy bitch did to me?!-he yelled out loud.
Of course, he knew what it was, he learned that much, when he first started observing humans, back when he and Goku were enemies. Of course, back then, he only learned the basic things about them, because he had a lot of training to do to kill Goku.
-Why the hell would I need this thing?-he still shouted out loud-We Namekians don't reproduce this way, and even though we drink water, we never have the need to pee like humans do. What the hell was she thinking?
He finally gave up swearing and decided not to give any more importance to it, although it was rather hard, cause, he couldn't stop his erection. One day, he asked Dende to teleport him to Princes Koenma, of course not saying why. But Princess Koenma refused to see Piccolo, saying she was way to busy to talk to him. Of course, Piccolo didn't believe her, because how couldn't she get any less busy, when it was peace on Earth? However, he did think of the possibility that somewhere in the galaxy, there was actual trouble and even evil, but he just didn't give a damn and cursed her more. Of course, Princess Koenma knew all this, but she thought she made a right choice when she gave Piccolo a penis, and she also knew, that Piccolo would soon actually use it. At least, she hoped so...
Piccolo was unaware, that what Princess Koenma did for him, is that she actually gave him a purpose in life, to discover the wonders of sex and maybe also...love. Will her wish come true? Find out on the next literally exciting episode of this DBGT/DBAF special! See ya soon!

Episode 47: Violent Storm

A few days have passed since Xaras warned Gohan and the others about a great evil hiding on the planet. Trunks started teaching Gohan the Fusion technique. During their travel towards east, they met several races and species, but this time, most of them recognized the holographic images, and they too pointed our heroes towards east, which meant they were getting closer to the truth.
One day our heroes reached to a big city, filled with tall skyscrapers and modern technology. In this city lived the Tuffles, along with the Kanassans. Trunks and Xevo were very amazed how intelligent the Tuffles were, and in such a short time, only six months, they already built a city much evolved than any city on Earth. These two races combined made an excellent team, and they became so close, that they united themselves and became one race, called the Tsufurukans. The Tsufurukans were probably the most advanced race on the entire planet. The city itself was called Tsufurukan City, and it was filled with modern flying vehicles, bright holographic advertisements all over the city, the race even managed to domesticate many wild animals and made them their pets.
Our heroes were immediately greeted by the city's leader, or rather mayor. He was a former Kanassan and in recognition for the race making him the leader/mayor of the city, he named himself Tsufurak. Gohan briefly explained who they were and what their mission was. Tsufurak admitted seeing Goku and Bardock not so long ago, as they visited the city and remained there for a few days. And he even recognized Kibitoshin as well, who was also looking for the two Saiyans. This definitely meant that our heroes were getting closer and closer to solving the mystery.
Tsufurak also invited our heroes to stay there for the day, because their satellite picked up a violent storm approaching and only in the city would they be safe. The leader gave them a tour of the city, showing them how modern their technology was; one of the Tsufurukans even gave Xevo a laser gun, as a present, so powerful, it could cut through any metal. However, the city's biggest pride was a shield generator, which protected the whole city, when activated. It was a pure energy barrier, and it was so strong, not even the wind could get trough it. It was built to protect the city not from missiles or enemies, but rather than the violent storm, which occurred about every third month.
But soon, Xevo and the others would see for themselves how dangerous and violent could Mother Nature become on that planet. The sky has been filled with dark clouds so fast, as if they were blown by a giant air conditioner. The wind's force began to increase rapidly too, until it got so strong, that even Gohan and Trunks could hardly manage to hold their ground and not being blown away.
Luckily, the Tsufurukans, immediately activated the energy shield, before things could aggravate. And indeed, it would have, as it began constantly lightning, and the thunder was so loud, that it even caused small earthquakes. However, the lightning was even more terrifying, as it never stopped its activity. It was constantly reaching the ground and electrocuting every living being outside the shield. And the storm itself was just horrible. Gohan and the others never saw anything like it before.
-And are you saying this violent storm occurs about every third month?-Gohan asked.
-Yes, it has so far.-the mayor answered- This is our only third time seeing it ourselves.
-I can't even imagine what would have happened to us if this shield wasn't protecting us.-Trunks added.
-I can... What do you think happened to us the first time, when we didn't have the shield generator built yet. It was so devastating...Luckily, we found just in time a cave big enough to protect whatever was left of us. Unfortunately, many of us died that day, especially from the Tuffle race.
-That's why their numbers are so poor. I've noticed that when we arrived here. Many Kanassans, but few Tuffles.
-It's true. They were the most vulnerable of us. They truly suffered a great number that day. May Xas and Hiera rest their souls!
-I see you've been acquainted with the new gods protecting this planet...
-Indeed, we have. One day, a blue creature named Xaras, found us in the cave, still petrified of the events and scared of coming out of there. He gave us a unique crystal, sent by the gods, which is so powerful, that provides unlimited energy to the shield generator. He then asked us to build as many generators as possible for the entire planet's races, while the gods are providing the crystals. Currently, only half of the planet's inhabitants are protected by this dreadful storm, while the other half is still in great danger. The problem is, you can't exactly tell when the storm comes; you saw it for yourselves how fast it came; you hardly have time to seek shelter. We are lucky, cause we have a satellite dish, with which we can monitor it, but not many have this technology, so they're mostly unaware, unless they spot it in time somehow. Many have perished because of it, so I heard...-Pan noticed that her father was in deep thoughts and very sad.
-Papa, no! Don't you dare blaming yourself! It's NOT your fault. It' just not!
After a few moments, Gohan stared at his daughter, put his hand on her forehead and started smiling:
-I know...I mean, things like this happen all the time on Earth too. There's really not much we can do against Mother Nature herself. Although, this shield generator might be the answer to our problems back at home too. Maybe we can build them on our planet too so we can save thousands of lives. I hope your gods will give us some crystals as well.
-That's the spirit, papa!
By the time they finished talking, the storm was already gone, the sky was clear and the sun was shining brightly.
-Look, everyone!-Xevo shouted-It's already over! This storm is really something. It takes you by surprise, does a lot of damage, and only in a few minutes, it's already gone.
-Incredible!-Trunks gasped amazed-And yet there isn't a single fire around. The storm is so strong, that it immediately puts it out.
-Maybe...-Tsufurak started-After we're done building generators for every race, we can build a generator so big, that it will protect the entire planet. Or maybe we can accomplish making it to follow the storm and appear only where it strikes, but that's a bit far away.
-That would be neat.-Pan said happily.
-Never give up hope!-Gohan added.
Our heroes would be dead by now, if they hadn't found and stayed in Tsufurukan City. You might even think that this storm represents the evil Xaras warned them about, but it's not. It's far worse and more sinister than that. But who or what is this great evil? Find out starting from the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball F!

April Fool's Special: April Fool's Day in Dragon Ball Z

Part One: Krillin's Joke Started It All


This rather funny event happened four years after Kid Buu's defeat. Everyone was enjoying their peaceful lives as best as they could. Goku was training with Gohan, Vegeta was training with Gotenks to achieve SSJ3, Videl had a daughter, whom she decided to name Pan, and the others...well, they did something, but nothing worth mentioning:) April Fool's Day was approaching, and everyone seemed to forget about its significance, but soon they would all be reminded of it.
Krillin was the one starting it all, and who else he chose to be his guinea pig, then Piccolo himself:
-Hey, Piccolo!-he started-Want to know a secret?
-What is it?
-Did you know that Trunks and Goten are GAY?
-What does that word mean exactly?
-That they love each other very much, like Gohan and Videl, for example.
-That's insane!
-Then why do you think they hang out together so much? Huh?
-Isn't that obvious? They're very good friends, and they train together much.
-Naked?
-So what if they take off their shirts? That still doesn't prove anything.
-Yeah, but the thing is, I actually saw them kiss each other at one of their training sessions.
-That's ridiculous. How could they love each other? They can't even reproduce.
-That doesn't matter as long as they're together.
-Does Goku knows about this? Or better yet, Chi-Chi or Vegeta?
-I'm afraid not. And you know how shy I am. I just don't have the guts to tell any of them. Can you have a word with Goku?
-Although, I don't want to get involved, but what those two are doing is ridiculous and stupid. I may not fully understand your species, but that's just not right.
Piccolo flew away to see Goku, while Krillin was laughing his head off. How will this joke end? Stay tuned to find out!




Part Two: The Parents Find Out


Piccolo arrived at Goku's house and called him outside to tell him the news. Goku looked amazed at him (0.0), cause he couldn't fully understand the concept of what Piccolo was telling him. But another person heard the news too, and she definitely understood it; it was Chi-Chi standing behind them, and when hearing the news, she nearly fainted.
-Whaaaaaaaaat?!-she yelled-Those two are...? My son is....? How could this be happening? I knew they were spending too much time together, but I never imagined that this was the reason! Goku, do you know what this means?
-Uhm...not really.
-Nevermind. (-_-) I shall personally put an end to this. This has gone too far. I won't allow such a thing happening in my family.-just then, Goten and Trunks appeared from their training session from the woods and boy, did they had it coming-Goten! How dare you do this to me?! Have you ever thought of my feelings before engaging in an affair like that with him?
-Uhm...Mom, what are you talking about?-Goten asked confused.
-And you Trunks...Shame on you too...Wait until your parents find out! I can't even imagine who will kill you first, your mom or Vegeta himself?
-Miss Chi-Chi, we really don't know what are you talking about.-Trunks responded confused as well.
-Don't you dare deny it! We know the whole truth, why you two hang out so much together.
-And what truth is that, Chi-Chi?-Goku asked before Goten having the chance.
-Shut up, Goku! Goten, get up into your room! We will talk about this later, when I'm calmer and your brother gets home too from work.
-But mom...-Goten whined.
-NOW!!!
Goten had no choice, then to obey his mother, while Chi-Chi told Trunks to go home too. Goku still couldn't understand what just happened, while Piccolo disappeared without anyone noticing it; he got too scared of Chi-Chi:))
Chi-Chi called Bulma immediately on the phone, and told her what happened. Bulma was shocked of the news too, but Vegeta was even more shocked. Trunks finally arrived home, and he received a hurtful welcoming from Vegeta: a direct punch in the face.
-YOU FOOL!- Vegeta started-Do you have any idea how big an embarrassment you are to me right now?! From this day forth, you're no son of mine no more!-then he stared at Bulma-Woman, did you ever explain the "ways of life" to this kid?!
-Of course I did, but apparently, he needed to hear it from his father too, who was too busy training all the time!
-Fine! Come now, Trunks! I think the time has come for us to have THE TALK my own way. I will hurt you, until you realize what grave thing you did, and I WILL make you reconsider.-then he grabbed Trunks from his shirt, and he literally dragged him on the floor to the training room.
-But I really have no idea, what are you guys talking about!!!-Trunks managed to yell.
-Be careful, Vegeta!-Bulma yelled-For goodness sake, don't kill him!
-Mama!-Bra started (Bulma's and Vegeta's second child, for those who don't know:)-What does GAY mean?
Vegeta kept pounding Trunks, until he gave up and shouted: "I give up! I understand! I will change! I won't do it again!"-although he couldn't understand anything from Vegeta's way of explaining things; Vegeta definitely should have used the main word:)) Trunks said all these, just to get away from Vegeta's wrath and...the pain:)
However, the day is not over yet, and another "person" wants to have a little fun on this "holy" day. Find out who and what on the next parts! Don't go far!




Part Three: The Enemies Are Back


It was evening, and Trunks was in his room lying in his bed pretty injured from Vegeta's "lecture." He was trying to figure out what could have made their parents so furious at him, but he was in too much pain to think clearly. In the end, he decided to call Goten on his cell phone and luckily, he answered:
-Goten, what the hell is going on?!-he started-I never saw our folks acting like this...
-I'm not sure, Trunks. When my brother arrived home, he too told me that he was very disappointed at me. I just can't figure out why is everyone so mad at me. I thought maybe you would know.
-Are you insane? My father nearly beat me to death. He was bragging on and on of how boys should never hang out, unless their training and nothing more, and how they should never become more than comrades.
-Do you think that...they think that...you know...that we're...
-We're what?!
-GAY?
-WHAT?! Are you serious?
-It would make sense, you know.
-And why would they believe such a thing about us?
-Well, we do hang out a lot...
-Or maybe...someone told them that.
-Like who? And why?
-Have you forgotten what day this is?
-Uhm...actually, I did:D
-Goten, it's April Fool's Day...You know, Prank Day?
-Oh, I get it. But who would be crazy enough to do this to us?
-I can think of two persons capable of doing this...Yamcha or Krillin.
-I bet Krillin is behind all this.
-I bet my money on him too. This calls for a revenge...-but suddenly, they both felt many powerful ki energies-I think we have a bigger problem than that.
All the Z fighters gathered around above Satan City, and they could not believe their eyes. All of their old enemies were somehow resurrected. There they were, floating in mid air: King Piccolo, SSJ 2 Radditz, SSJ 2 Nappa, Frieza, his henchmen and the four Ginyu squadron without their leader, King Cold, the Spice Boys, Doctor Gero, Number 19 and last but not least, Cell himself (I would have added the rest of them, like Broly or Bojack, but they're non-cannon).
-How the heck did you guys get out from Hell?-Goku asked.
-As if we would tell you, brother!-Radditz responded with a smirk.
-These guys are stronger than they were before.-Tien added.
-I think it's time for me and Trunks to fuse.-Goten cut in.
-Oh no, you don't!-Vegeta said madly-You won't get near my son until you guys prove me that you're not GAY anymore.
-WHAT?!-everyone asked amazed, while Krillin could hardly hold himself back from laughing, which Trunks realized.
-Father...-Trunks started-We're not...gay...It was all just a joke, made up by Krillin. Today is April Fool's Day, remember?
-And what of it?-Vegeta asked confused, while most of the Z fighters understood.
-I'll explain later. Right now, we REALLY should take care of these guys.
-Understood. But after we finish them off, it's back to the training room with you. And this time, Goten is coming along as well.- while Goten swallowed.
-Now, if you are all done jabbering about nonsense, how's about we finally start this fight?-Frieza asked.
-Don't worry.-Goku responded-We didn't forget about you guys. I think it's time to take you back from where you came from. Everyone, attack!
And so, a fierce battle started on that confusing day. How will this all end? Find out soon enough on the next final part!




Part Four: Sweet Revenge


The great battle has started. Every Z fighter chose his suitable opponent to fight with: Goku vs. Frieza, Gohan vs. Cell, Piccolo vs. King Piccolo, Vegeta vs. Nappa, Goten vs. Radditz, Trunks vs. Doctor Gero and Number 19, Tien and Chiaotzu vs. the Spice Boys, Yamcha vs. King Cold, while the rest of Frieza's henchmen were taken care of by Mr. Satan:)...Nah...Kibithoshin was there too, along with Videl, Number 18 and Boo, helping out as much as they could, But the "Hell fighters" just couldn't be destroyed. Whenever it seemed they killed any of them, they only came back to life, as if they were immortal.
-This day is getting weirder and weirder.-Trunks shouted.
-How is this happening?-Vegeta asked.
-They must have opened a black hole between the two worlds.-Kibitoshin answered.
-But how?-Goku asked.
-Ok, ok...The joke is over.-a familiar voice answered telepathically, and everyone stopped fighting-It was me who let these guys out from Hell to play a prank on you guys. GOT YOU!
-KING YEMMA?-Goku asked amazed and confused.
-Yep...Ha-Ha! I really fooled you there. You should have seen your faces, when you first saw all of your enemies revived again.
-That is so not funny!!!-everyone yelled at him, including the Hell Fighters.
-Well...it was King Kai's idea.
-KING KAI?!
-What?-King Kai asked telepathically.-It was a good joke. Happy April Fool's Day everyone!:))
-KING KAI?!
-My bad.-and everyone "fell upside down to the ground"( you know how it happens, I can't explain in other words).
-Ok, ok...Everyone back to Hell.-King Yemma said to the Hell Fighters.
-And what if we refuse?-King Cold asked.
-Then I shall wipe you out from existence. How does that sound?
-And here I was getting used to be finally alive.-Cell responded.
-I can't believe we were fooled and used like that.-Frieza cut in-I shall report you to your superior!
-Unfortunately, for you, I'm my own superior.-King Yemma responded.
-Crap.
So, the Hell Fighters went back through the opened black hole in the subway, while the Z fighters went all home. However, Trunks and Goten, and especially Krillin, had some explaining to do; Vegeta beat the crap out of Krillin for that joke. However, that wasn't enough for Trunks and Goten.
Next day, it was a sunny day at the Kame house. Master Roshi and his faithful turtle were sleeping, while Krillin, Number 18 and Marron where in the house, having supper. Suddenly, Maron, Krillin's ex, made an unexpected visit, claiming that she received an anonymous call, telling her that Krillin was still in love with her after all those years.
-Krillin...-Number 18 started-Mind telling me who this BITCH is?
-Uhm...Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!-Krillin just stood there and laughed, not knowing how he could get out of this one.
But that's another story. I hope you enjoyed reading this special episode dedicated to April Fool's Day!


HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!:)