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Episode 77: Khitan's Evil Alter Ego

    The enormous white beam with yellow margins was coming at Khitan so fast, that he simply couldn't dodge it. He felt the beam's huge power and knew he could not possibly survive it, but he tried anyway to deflect it. So he stretched out his arms and took the beam head-on; he suddenly felt an unbearable pain aching through his hands, burning in pain as if they were on fire, while he struggled to counterwave the beam. Khitan's hands started disintegrating as he was shouting in pain. But in the very last seconds, something snapped inside Khitan, a stubborn determination to survive at all cost, and something inexplicable started happening to his third eye: it started glowing whiter and brighter, while it began absorbing Vegeta's massive energy beam, without Khitan even realizing what he was doing. Vegeta and the others couldn't believe their eyes, as they watched the FINAL FLASH disappearing into the boy. Now Khitan's whole body was glowing white, including all of his eyes, while red and white electricity was sparkling in front of his head. The boy looked at Vegeta with menacing eyes while his long hair was drifting in the hair, his eyes becoming so bright that you couldn't even see his face no more.


-I think this belongs to you!-Khitan shouted-REVERSE-INVERSE KI ATTACK!!!-then he blasted Vegeta's FINAL FLASH right back at him with his glowing eyes, only that this time, the beam was yellow with white margins instead; Vegeta was still shocked of the sudden twist and when he came back to his senses, it was too late to get out of the beams' way.
-Fuck!-Vegeta said in the end as he prepared himself to deflect his own technique.

    But unlike Khitan, Vegeta had more than enough power to deflect the attack into space; nonetheless, it still cost him a great amount of power, so he reverted back to his SSJ2 form, thus making Khitan the victor of the agreement. Not so far from the battle scene, the younglings were still astonished of the twist, while Bra felt her feet getting numb, so she let herself fall down on her knees, being in a sorrow trance:

-How could he?-she started silently-He almost killed him...How could he? If it weren't for Khitan's dumb luck, he would be dead by now because of that...ANIMAL! Unforgivable!
-Bra, are you alright?-Pan asked her worried, then she turned towards Trunks.-Trunks, do something! She's in a some kind of trance!-however, Trunks was speechless.

    Back at the battle scene, Khitan and Vegeta were still in the air, however most of Khitans' arms were gone, while he was breathing hard from exhaustion. He was very pissed off for being armless, while Vegeta was smirking at him:

 -Congratulations, boy!-Vegeta started-You've beaten me in my SSJ3 form, well, not literally, but nonetheless, you made me revert back to my previous form, so you have earned my daughters' hands.
-That's just great!-Khitan started madly-How am I supposed to hug her without any frigging' arms?!
-Stop whining, you cry baby! Here, I brought some Senzu Beans.-while Vegeta took one out of his armor-Here, catch!-then he threw it directly into Khitan's mouth, who swallowed it immediately; within moments, Khitan's arms grew back, while he recovered all his strength.
-Now that's better.-Khitan said relieved, then he turned towards Bra and the others-Hey, Bra! Did you hear the good news? Your dad gave me permission to officially date you!-however, Bra was still in a shock, looking into the distance absent-mindedly-Oookay, someone is less excited than she should be.
-Way to go, Khitan!-Mizuna shouted from the group.
-You're the man!-Xevo added.
-Thank you, thank you!-Khitan said as he bowed down in the air-You're a wonderful audience!
-I think I'm going to be sick!-Vegeta added sarcastically.
-Boy, is it just me, or is it a bit chilly out here?-Khitan asked rather himself, when all of a sudden, he sneezed loudly; just then, his muscles tightened up, while his hair and eyebrows became blue and his eyes of a yellow color, at which everyone became surprised.
-Well, this is something new...-Pan added.
-Wow, I never knew he could do that!-Mizuna said totally surprised-He looks so radical.
-Something's not right.-Vegeta thought-That boy's power level suddenly doubled itself not long after he swallowed that bean. I thought only Saiyans could increase their power level after near death experience, I never heard of any other race being able to do it, especially Earthlings. And this boy literally became twice as strong than he was before, that's just crazy. What is going on here? He possibly surpassed my SSJ3 form. And there's something else too...something evil about him as well. Very curious...
-You...-Khitan said towards Vegeta with a fierce look in his eye-You will pay dearly for disintegrating my arms earlier, not to mention the fact, that you almost killed me.
-You surprise me yet again, boy. It seems you have more than enough power in you for round two. That's the spirit! Now you're talking like a true warrior.
-I've had enough with you babbling around what I should be like! I'll show you what I'm really capable of! You never should have messed with me!-then Khitan powered up to his maximum, while a blue aura with white electricity surrounded him, then he instantly vanished into thin air, while reappearing in the exact second with his left punch connecting with Vegeta's face, breaking two if his front teeth; however, Vegeta was still smirking:
-I always knew you had it in you...just don't get carried away! The last person who knocked my teeth not so long ago has paid the ultimate price for doing so. You may have passed the test, but I will still kill you if you push me too far.
-I don't think so...-Khitan said with a serious face, then he teleported himself behind Vegeta's back, and kicked his backbone so hard, that it almost broke;Vegeta was unable to inhale for a whole long minute, as he knelt on the ground.
-THAT...DOES...IT!-Vegeta managed to say after a few minutes, transforming back into Super Saiyan 3, then suddenly disappeared, but so did Khitan.

    The younglings couldn't see, nor sense them anymore; the two warriors were fighting so fast, that not even Trunks could keep up with them. All they could see was many cliffs collapsing, and craters appearing out of nowhere, while sand and dust filled the entire place for hundreds of miles, making it hard to breathe. If it weren't for the energy shield, Xevo and the others would have likely suffocated, and who knows how the other two fighters managed to survive it? Suddenly, a giant blue ki blast appeared up in the sky, obliterating all the sand-dust around it, while the person holding it threw it down towards his opponent. The other person barely managed to deflect it, unwittingly throwing the blast towards the younglings. Trunks, Pan and Bra, all powered up to their maximum SSJ stages and raised a yellow ki shield around Mizuna and Xevo, as well as themselves, while the huge ki blast explodes when connecting with it, enlightening the entire region as if it was bright daylight for several minutes. Instead of dust, there was now smoke everywhere, and as it was slowly dispersing, we see a very deep crater where the explosion occurred, and in the centre of it, the yellow ki shield with the persons inside it unharmed.

-This has gone way out of control!-Trunks yelled while he and the two girls lowered the ki shield-What the hell are they thinking?! They're fighting as if they were enemies. Have they gone insane?!
-This is not like Khitan at all...-Bra cried in tears-And dad is overdoing it as well, I can't believe those two. I just can't take it anymore...
-Uhm, guys...-Xevo started-I can't hear anything. Do you think they moved to another place?
-No, they're still here...somewhere.-Mizuna replied with a serious face.
-WHAT?!-both Trunks and Xevo asked amazed at the same time.
-But how can you sense them when we can't?-Pan asked wondered.
-I don't sense them. I just feel the smell of blood...someone's injured, badly, and that can't be good either way.
-Darn it!!!-Trunks yelled-I have to stop those two before it's too late!-but before he could do anything, both Khitan and Vegeta appeared up in the sky, one holding the other from the neck.

    They were too far to see who had the upper hand, but a lot of blood was dripping from the defeated one. Just then, the person let go of his opponent, who crashed badly to the ground, while blood was all over him. The person lying on the ground unconscious was none other than the prince of Saiyans himself, who reverted back to his base form. He was so beaten up, like the last time when Fat Buu defeated him, even worse. Surprisingly, his armor was still intact, while Khitan's shirt was ripped off, and his jeans around his knees as well.

-Wow, Khitan really had it in him.-Xevo said sarcastically.
-This is not the time to joke around, Xevo!-Pan said angrily.
-Well, Bra, I guess your wish came true, after all.-Trunks said ironically.

    Back at the battle scene:

-Saiyan trash!-Khitan said towards Vegeta fiercely-Get up! I'm not done with you yet! You still owe me two arms.-while Vegeta managed somehow to get up to his feet, and just then, Khitan appeared right in front of him, grabbing his right arm, then twisting it slowly, while he smiled evilly.
-AAAAAAARGH!!!-Vegeta yelled in pain, while you could hear his bones cracking.
-STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!- Bra shouted from the distance while Trunks, still in his SSJ3 form, charged at Khitan madly.
-That's enough, Khitan!!!-Trunks yelled, while flying towards him, but just then, a red aura appeared around Vegeta, while his hair also turned red, then he punched Khitan in the stomach so hard, that his fist almost went trough it, knocking out Khitan for good.

    Khitan fell on the ground unconscious, while Vegeta immediately reverted back to his base form, also falling on the ground, but on his knees, holding his broken arm tight with his other hand, so somewhat ease the pain. Seconds later, Trunks appeared next to him, while the other younglings also started flying next to them, leaving Bra behind , who was putting her thoughts together.

-Trunks!-Vegeta started in great pain-Take a Senzu Bean out of my armor and put it in my mouth, hurry!-Trunks didn't react immediately, however, after several short moments, he did as his father told him to; as soon as Vegeta swallowed it, his injuries immediately healed themselves, along with his broken arm, which Vegeta stretched out several times as he felt relieved.
-Now mind telling me what the hell happened back there?!-Trunks asked him angrily, however, Vegeta didn't respond to him; instead he looked towards his daughter:
-Bra! Come here! I have something important to tell you.-which broke Bra out of the trance, then she slowly flew towards her dad and the others-This will be hard for you to hear, but I order you to stay away from this boy!-then he pointed towards Khitan-Do you understand me? I don't want you ever go near him, yet see him!
-Father, I really don't think this is...-Trunks started, but was immediately silenced by Vegeta.
-Shut it, Trunks!-then he turned back towards Bra-You may have deep feelings for this boy, but I'm doing this for your own sake. STAY AWAY FROM HIM! Do I make myself clear?!
-Oh, don't worry about that...-Bra started staring at the ground, then looking at her dad with fierce eyes filled with tears-After the show you two put up today, I don't ever want to see or hear from either of you again!-then she burst off in the air, while Pan, Xevo and Mizuna took off after her.
-Bra, wait!-the trio shouted after her, while flying away into the distance.
-Great job, dad!-Trunks said pissed off-Now you've done it!
-She'll get over it!
-What really happened back there, anyway?
-As you could see, I tested him, he passed, then he became mad and tried to kill me.
-Well, what did you expect?! You tried to kill him first!!!
-I warned him in time, that I would do so, if he would fail. It was his own idiocity that almost killed him, not me. But that's not what worries me, what worries me is the fact that his mood, his personality drastically changed right after he sneezed, not to mention his immense power boost. I felt a lot of evil in him...
-I also noticed all those...Do you think that...?
-Yes, I believe he also suffers with a double personality, just like his mother. However, his alter ego is a lot more dangerous, he could pose a great danger to us, especially to Bra. I will not kill him, although I should, so promise me you will also tell your sister to break up with him!
-I don't think you have to worry about that anymore.
-Furthermore, you and your friends should also stop seeing him; at this point, he's stronger than even you.-then Vegeta picked Khitan up from the ground and put him on his back.
-Where are you taking him?
-I need to have a serious word with this ego before the real Khitan shows up. If he won't listen to my threats, than I will have no other choice than to end his life.
-Do you think his parents know about this?
-Don't think so, and I don't want to get involved into a delicate matter like this either. It's your choice to tell them or not. Although, I will keep an eye on him, just in case. Inform your friends as well! We'll meet back at home later!-then Vegeta took off and flew away carrying Khitan with him, leaving Trunks in deep thoughts.

    Evil has re-surfaced once again in an unexpected form. While some of the Z Fighters, like Tien, Piccolo, even Vegeta, managed in time to overcome It, it now seems that It's targeting the rest of the gang, especially the younglings. Who will be Its next victim? Find out on the upcoming episodes of Dragon Ball F!

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Episode 76: The Rematch

    Three days after Ox-King's death, all of the Z Fighers gathered once again to attend to his funeral. Shortly after, they all went back to their regular lives as if nothing happened. Despite being devastated at first, Chi-Chi managed to get a hold of herself, knowing it was foolish to moan over him. She comforted herself that her father passed away without any regrets and it was also his time to leave the mortal world and go to a better place, where he could rest in peace for eternal life. In order to get her mind off him, Chi-Chi continued her journey around the Earth with her husband, meeting some of their old friends. She was most happy when she met her childhood friends from school. Gohan has once again returned to Planet Earth 2.0, along with his great grandpa Gohan. Ox-King's funeral was also somewhat beneficial for the old Turtle Hermit, cause there he could ask all of the gang if they would lend him the Dragon Balls to have a chance with Maron. Surprisingly, they all agreed, but nonetheless, Master Roshi still had to go and gather them from everyone. Number 17 went out on a date with the brunet he met that day in the park. Even more surprisingly, it went so well, they already moved in together in an apartment in Satan City. Marron and Uub started secretly dating each other of which no one knew, although Number 18 did have a hunch about it. And as for Khitan, he started to take his training more seriously, as his four months given by Vegeta were almost up.

    And so the BIG day has come; exactly four months have passed since Khitan's and Vegeta's battle. Now the moment of truth has finally come. The fight was held in the exact wasteland where Napa and Vegeta once fought the Z Fighters. It was a dark cloudy autumn afternoon and although it was raining hard, that didn't stop the prince of Saiyans postpone it; he actually enjoyed the rain which made him excited of the upcoming fight. Bra, Trunks, Pan, Xevo and Mizuna, all went to the scene to route for their friend, Khitan. However, they didn't get wet, thanks to Trunks' new mini shield generator, which blocked the rain for them. The other two fighters, however, were soaking wet by now. Khitan was wearing his regular rock clothes, having his cap on, which kept most of his hair and face dry. Vegeta, on the other hand, decided to wear his old Saiyan armor suit again, wich he hasn't worn since the Cell Games. They were both facing each other at a 10 meters distance, getting ready for battle.

-This is just ridiculous!-Bra started complaining to her friends-What does he trying to achieve, for Khitan to get a pneumonia? I'm sure dad would like him die of it.
-I just hope he wins.-Mizuna said worried.
-You haven't taught her how to sense ki energies, now have you Trunks?-Xevo asked sighing.
-We're still working on that.-Trunks quickly replied.
-What does that supposed to mean?!-Mizuna asked Xevo with an angry face, which scared the crap out of him.
-Trunks, will you explain to her, please?-Xevo asked with a tiny voice.
-What Xevo is trying to say is that Khitan is nowhere near Super Saiyan 3. He could barely defeat Piccolo at this point, which is not enough.
-Just look at him staring at my boyfriend with a devilish smirk on his face.-Bra started, referring to her dad-He's enjoying every bit of it. Well, I'm not going to let his selfish ego ruin my life. He can't possible think that he can force me to break up with Khitan, just because he's not living up to dad's standards. GO KHITAN!-she shouted to her boyfriend. Show dad that you're more than meets the eye! And give him some good punches in the face from me too!

-So, are you ready boy?-Vegeta asked Khitan.
-Uhm, not really; but I did learn a couple of new tricks.-Khitan answered.
-So, you're relying on tricks again, instead of your strength.
-You know what they say: mind over muscle.
-As a reminder, I would like to point out that the old Turtle Hermit has been allowed to use the Dragon Balls for two wishes, which means if you die now, you won't be revived any time soon.
-I did hear a lot of good things of the Other World, I'm sure I'll like it. Plus, I'm not afraid of death.
-Death should be your least concern at this point.
-Why is that?
-What does usually come before death?
-Uhm...Pain? Suffering?
-Exactly. And you should know that I like to "play" with my opponents before finishing them off. So get ready, for something you never experienced before:endless tremendous pain!-Vegeta shouted, then he transformed into a Super Saiyan 3.
-Yea, yea, enough with your threats already!-then Khitan also powered up as a big white transparent aura surrounded him; he attacked Vegeta head-on, only to be punched back to his initial position, while, the punch was so strong, it almost twisted Khitan's neck-I guess he wasn't kidding after all...crap!-this time, Khitan attacked Vegeta with full power, their fists clashing into each others', throwing sparks of electricity all around them, their yellow and white auras melting together, forming a really big mixt coloured one, which lit the place for tens of kilometers.
-Not bad...-Vegeta admitted, then he repeatedly punched Khitan, but all of them were blocked-By the way, have you told Bra about your third eye?
-What kind of a lousy boyfriend do you think I am? Of course I did!
-Then why don't you use it?
-I think you made it pretty clear the last time that it's useless against you.
-Haven't you "taught" it any new tricks?
-Sorry, but no.-then Khitan tried to elbow Vegeta, which caught it with both hands, then threw Khitan far away, afterwards blasting him with a GARLIC GUN.

    The purple energy ball was coming at Khitan so fast, that he couldn't dodge it, so he tried to deflect it, which cost him quite a bit of energy. After that, he attacked Vegeta once again, but before his fist reached Vegeta's face, he unleashed a small energy wave from it, splashing the rain drops into Vegeta's eyes, temporarily blinding him, making him vulnerable for a few moments for any attacks. And Khitan didn't waste any time at all, as he punched and kicked Vegeta simultaneously everywhere on his body. Vegeta became so mad, that he unleashed a huge energy wave around him, which blew away along with Khitan all the rain drops around him for over then kilometers. Then Vegeta opened his eyes and immediately attacked Khitan fiercely, grabbing him from his front face, dragging him down through a big pile of mud, until Khitan's whole body got filled with it, to the point that you couldn't even recognize him. Afterwards, Vegeta threw him into a giant cliff so hard, that the entire cliff collapsed on Khitan. A few moments later, a huge explosion occurred where the cliff crashed, which evaporated all the rubble, while Khitan's figure could be seen floating upwards. He was still unrecognizable, but the hard rain immediately washed down the dirt from him, cleaning him up. Then Khitan threw his cap down and flew back at the prince, but whenever Vegeta wanted to hit him, Khitan temporarily stunned him with his third eye, afterwards hitting him several times. After that he let Vegeta loose, allowing the prince to strike back, only to stun him again, hitting him more, then letting him free again. This little game continued for a while, which really irritated the prince. Vegeta then powered up to his max and suddenly disappeared to the point that Khitan couldn't even sense him. The prince reappeared out of nowhere just as sudden, giving Khitan a knuckle sandwich, only to disappear a second later. He continued disappearing and reappearing within seconds, every time hitting Khitan all over his body, not allowing him to use his third eye on the prince again. Khitan then realized how much power difference was between him and Vegeta, and that he couldn't possibly win against him. After a while, Vegeta got bored with hitting Khitan all over, and decided to finish him off. Khitan was filled with bruises and he would be filled with blood too, if the rain hadn't washed it down by now.

-You really thought I was joking around now didn't you?-Vegeta started-You really thought that I was just bluffing when I said that I would kill you if you wouldn't be able to beat me in my SSJ3 form? Now I will show you what happens to those who don't take me serious...-then Vegeta started powering up again; the entire place started shaking underneath him, cliffs started collapsing, the clouds above started dispersing, while it stopped raining.
-Trunks, do something!-Bra yelled in tears-Dad's out of his mind, he's going to kill my boyfriend! Please, stop him!
-Don't worry, Bra!-Trunks tried to calm her-Dad knows what he's doing; I assure you he won't kill him!-although, at this point, not even Trunks was sure about his statement.
-Get ready to die, boy!-Vegeta yelled-I'm sure Bra will miss you. SUPER FINAL FLASH!!!



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Episode 75: Farwell, Ox-King!

    We see Marron sitting on a giant cliff which was surrounded by the waste ocean. Whenever she wanted to be alone, this was her favourite spot to be, where she could relax and think things trough in her head. She looked really sad; she was so deep in thoughts, she didn't even realize her mother floating next to her:

-So, how long you gonna stay mad at him?-Number 18 asked her.
-I guess a few weeks should be enough.
-Sounds fair enough. Although, you can't blame him for having the right to fall in love.
-Yea, but why should I be the one to hold a mark to his past relationship?
-Life is full with crazy things. Get used to it!
-Speaking of crazy things...What would you say if I liked a black person?-at which 18 remained speechless.


    Back at the Kame House, Krillin was still trying hard to calm Marron down, who was still crying like a baby; her tears had literally wet the floor. Just then, Oolong and the others arrived home:

-Hey, we're back!-Oolong shouted.
-Uh, something sure smells good; I'm fanished.-Master Roshi added, when, all of a sudden, he saw the woman of his dreams, reappearing in his life
-Is that who I think it is?-he asked not believing his eyes.
-It's Maron, she's back.-Ooling answered, at which Master Roshi immediately rushed towards her:
-Krillin, what have you done to this beautiful lady to make her cry like this?-at which Maron suddenly swooped into his arms, surprising both Roshi and Krillin.
-Oh, Master Roshi!-she cried-It's terrible! It's just terrible! I've wasted my whole life in trying to find the right guy for me, and after realizing that it was Krillin all along, I find out not only that he's married, of which I'm frankly surprised, but he doesn't even love me anymore. Tell me, wise master, what should I ever do with my life now?
-Oh, you, poor, poor girl. I wish there was a way I could cheer you up. Why, I would bring down the moon from the sky and give it to you, if we had one.
-You're so romantic...-then all of a sudden, something caught her eye; letting Master Roshi go, she walked towards a desk, where she saw an old photo of someone and picked it up-Who is this handsome guy?-and when Roshi approached her and saw of whom she was referring to, he could hardly wait to tell her:
-Actually, that handsome guy is me...or at least was me many years ago.
-Really? I can't believe how good-looking you were. I wish we would have met in another lifetime, like back then; I think we would be long married by now and already have both kids and grand kids. I believe we would have been really happy together. Too bad...-then she sadly put the photo back on the desk; although Master Roshi wasn't sure he'd be willing to ever have kids, but the idea of having the chance to bang her was beyond tempting.
-So, are you saying that if I were that young again, you would go out with me?
-Go out with you? Why, I would marry you. But sadly, it's just impossible. And not only that you have to become young again, but also remove your immortality so we could grow old together. But wait, you must be about 20 in that picture if not younger, while I'm already 50. This will never work out.-then she began crying again.
-No, wait! Do you remember when I once told you about the Dragon Balls?-when, all of a sudden, Maron cheered up again.
-You're right! We can ask the Eternal Dragon to wish us together. That would be wonderful. Do you have them here?
-No, but give me four months until I gather them and until they're reactivated, and then we'll have our wish, baby; imagine, you and me, together, I can hardly wait.
-Me too. Okay then, four months it is. Wait until my parents hear about this; they'll be so happy that I have finally found my soul mate. See you in four months! Bye!-then she hurried outside into a speeder boat and drove away.
-Wait! Don't I get a good-bye kiss?-Master Roshi whined but she was long gone-Oh well, I will get much more next time when we meet. I just hope Goku and the others will lend me the balls for my wishes. After all I've done for them, they'd better...Oolong, will you come with me?
-Why not? There's nothing better to do here anyway. What about you, 17?
-Don't think so. Might as well go call that woman to settle a date with her. It would be more satisfying than hanging out with you losers. See ya!-then he took off and flew away.
-Well, I never...
-Uhm, thanks Master Roshi for taking care of Maron for me.-Krillin said relieved-Just be nice to her and please treat her well.
-Oh, I'll "treat" her well, don't you worry about that.-Roshi responded, while he imagined doing all kinds of perverted stuff with her.
-Oh, boy...-Krillin sighed.


    On Planet Gogeta, Goku had some real catching up to do with his grandpa, especially his mother. But he noticed that his wife started having a worried look on her face, as if something was troubling her:

-Chi-Chi, is there something wrong with the food?-Goku asked her.
-No, Goku. I just have a very bad feeling about papa.I think something's wrong with him. Sorry for ruining your great reunion, but will you please take me to him?
-Of course, Chi-Chi. You guys coming?-Goku asked the others.
-You bet.-his grandpa Gohan responded-I haven't seen the great Ox-King for like...forever. Honey, will you come with us?-he asked Taanipu.
-Sorry, but I really think I should stay out of this one. I don't quite feel like being a family member yet, so you should just go without me.
-Nonsense, mom.-Goku replied-We really don't mind having you around and we would be really happy if you would come with us.
-No chance of convincing me otherwise, son. Your father should have told you at least that I'm very hardheaded; whatever I decide, it stays that way no matter what. Take care, everyone, and come back soon.-after that she stood up from the table and flew away.
-Ok, you guys, grab hold!-Goku said, and after that he teleported everyone back to Earth.

    They appeared inside Ox-King's castle and saw him laying in bed; he appeared to be sleeping. However, he was very pale and seemed more skinny than usual.

-Papa, are you asleep?-Chi-Chi asked worried, when, all of a sudden, a maiden appeared out of nowhere, and after seeing Chi-Chi, she immediately rushed towards her with a scared look on her face:
-Princess Chi-Chi...Thank goodness, you're here. It's your father, the king; he's very ill and I'm afraid he's going to pass away soon.
-Oh no!!!-Chi-Chi cried out in tears and as she grabbed a hold of his left hand, which was cold as ice-No, papa, don't leave me! Please, don't die! Wake up! Do you hear me?! WAKE UP!!!
-Chi-Chi...-Ox-King started slowly-My loving daughter...you've come to say goodbye from me. Now I can rest in peace...
-No, you can't! I won't let you!
-I'm very old and my time has come. You know very well that this has to happen.
-But I don't want you to leave just yet... -Soon, we shall see each other again in the Other World. Until then, you'll have your loving family by your side.-then he looked at Goku-Please don't ever leave her side again until your time comes too, Goku.
-Don't worry, Ox-King; I promise I will never leave her again until death tear us apart.-Goku responded sadly, then Ox-King looked at his grandson:
-Gohan, tell your brother goodbye from me.
-I will, grandpa.-Gohan replied with tears.
-Oh, my gosh.-Ox-King shouted-It's happening. I'm passing to the Other World. I can already see your Grandpa Gohan standing next to you, Goku.
-But I am here, old friend.-Grandpa Gohan said.
-I can hear him too...
-No, he's really here, papa.-Chi-Chi explained still in tears.
-Really? Now this is quite a turn of events. My dear old friend...How is it that you're here?
-I've been wished back from mistake, actually. My place isn't quite here, but...
-I see...You've come to replace me. How fortunate...
-I'm really sorry to already see you pass away like this before having the chance to catch up...
-Yes, I see you too, muffin.
-Gohan, whom are you talking to?
-I can hardly wait to be reunited with you too, my love...-Ox-King said looking towards someone unseen by the others, but only himself.
-Papa, what's wrong?-Chi-Chi asked him really scared.
-Don't worry, Chi-Chi. You will see her too one day...Then we will all be a happy family...together once more...
-Papa, who are you talking about?
-I'm coming, honey!Ox-King shouted towards the nothingness-Farwell, everyone!-his last words were, until he closed his eyes forever with a peaceful, happy smile on his face.
-NOOOOO!!!-Chi-Chi cried as loud as she could, her voice echoing through the entire castle; all the maidens who heard her voice knew that their beloved king passed away, and they all started to pray for his soul and cry in silence. -Dont cry, Chi-Chi!-Goku comforted her-He's in a better place now. You'll see him again one day; all of us will.
-Whom do you think he was talking to right before he d...passed away?-Gohan wondered.
-I...I think he was talking with m...my mother.-Chi-Chi managed to respond in tears.


    As we leave our heroes mourning over their loss, we see a space pod landing on a deserted planet, somewhere in the galaxy, on a large island. A very tall muscular person with two horns steps out of it; the person was none other than King Cold himself. He found out that his son had failed once again to defeat the Saiyans, so King Cold decided to go into exile, rather than face the same faith as his son. But he did have a scheme up his sleeve. Suddenly, he noticed that he wasn't alone on the island, when he heard the bushes next to him moving:

-Who goes there?-he asked a bit startled.
-Well, well, look who we have here?-a familiar voice said from behind a tall tree, and as he stepped out to the light, he revealed himself to be Bojack-A deserter coward who abandoned New Namek only to save his skin.
-Look who's talking? -I knew your son would screw things up again; it's in his blood to be a screw up. And with his demise, Cell would also fall, and the rest of the bunch after them.
-Well, that makes two of us. I also had a feeling that my son would fail once again to destroy those blasted Saiyans. He just had to take them head on, instead of blowing them all up along with the planet. That's the second time he failed and he surely won't get a third chance, not from me anyway.
-So, why are you here?
-Same like you, to hide like a coward until a good opportunity comes along...
-Yea right...Well, you should know this planet has very little life forms and the food is barely enough for the five of us, so I recommend you leave now, before I make you to.
-Don't be silly. I'm not you enemy, THEY are, those Saiyan monkeys and I am merely here to offer you a proposal.
-What could you possibly have to offer me?
-A way to have your revenge, of course.
-Yea right...
-You said that there were five of you here? Then, I'm guessing your henchmen are also here, is that correct?
-So what of it?
-Babidi needs five strong warriors to help him to resurrect himself from the dead, and...
-You have put you faith on a small lizard who can't even defend himself using his puny magic? How low can you get? I'm out of here and you also better get going cause the next time I see you, I will kill you and eat you with the rest of the crew.-then Bojack turned around and started walking away.
-Babidi alone may be weak, but after finding his father in Hell, and fusing with him, I believe he will be able to do more things with his magic than we could ever imagine.-while Bojack suddenly stopped.
-And then what?
-Babidi promised me before being revived, that he would increase his loyal servants' strength and make them more powerful beyond their limits. Then, we will finally get rid of those Super Monkeys and rule the Universe.
-I am nobody's servant...
-You can kill Babidi afterwards, who cares? Just imagine the power we will possess after he awakens our dormant powers; we will be invincible.
-And what is your role in all this?
-I just needed to find the right guinea...I mean, the right persons for the job. After finding out that you and your henchmen also fled New Namek, I started searching for you guys. Coincidentally, you also took the same pods in which Xaras' henchmen landed on that planet. So I followed the signal of the pods to this place. Very wise choice indeed; no one would ever think looking us here. So, are you in?
-Why not? Things can't get anymore suckier than now. But none the less, you will have to leave this planet and come back AFTER Babidi has found his father. You know, very little food...
-Very well then. I shall search for another suitable planet close-by and when the time comes, I will announce you. Until then, try not to die or anything.-then King Cold went back into his space pod and left the planet.
-I don't trust that guy, and nor that wizard...-Bojack thought-And after making me stronger, I will dispose of.both of them, or three, whatever.

    It seems that a new wicked plot is being formed against our heroes. Can Bibidi's and Babidi's magic be strong enough to break free from Hell and defeat the Z-Fighters? Find out on the next exciting episodes of Dragon Ball F!

Episode 74: My Grandpa Dating...My Mother?!

                                         KING VEGETA>VEGETA'S MOTHER>TAANIPU>BARDOCK
 



    Previously, on Dragon Ball F, Maron reappeared in Krillin's life for the obvious reason of taking him back, not knowing that he's already taken. When finding out the truth about Maron's small relationship with her husband in the past, Number 18 was more understanding that Krillin thought she would be. But their daughter is yet to find out. Will she also take it so lightly? Find out today only on Dragon Ball F!

    When Krillin and 18 went downstairs to the living room, they both saw that the Marons were laughing hard. Actually, only the adult one was really enjoying her own joke, while the young one could hardly stand anymore of the her stupidity. Krillin decided to cut to the chase and end this nightmare of his as soon as possible:

-So, Maron, what brings you here after all these years?
-I know this will sound weird...-Maron started blushfully-But even after all these years I still love you, Krillin, and I can't stop thinking about you.
-What?!-Krillin asked surprised.
-WHAT?!-Marron asked even more surprised.
-That's it, she's dead!-Number 18 said angrily, but before she put her hands on her, Maron continued, which made 18 to stop:
-Every man I ever dated, they all wanted me for my looks, actually, for my boobs, and not for what was inside me, my inner beauty, my soul. But you, Krillin, you saw through my well-defined curved figure and treated me as a queen, while I dumped you as soon as I saw a good-looking man with a cool car.-then a tear began flowing down from her right eye-You told me back then that I deserved better, but it was you who deserved better while I deserved less. I mistreated you, Krillin, and I'm terribly sorry!-then she really begin to cry-Why, oh, why, God?! Why have you blessed me with too much beauty?!-at which Number 18 could hardly hold back herself from bursting into laughter, while the young Marron started to freak out.
-It's alright, Maron...-Krillin started comforting her-You don't have to apologize to me; I'm also sorry of how things ended between us, but...
-So, will you take me back?-Maron asked suddenly cheerful.
-I'm sorry, Maron, but that woman behind you...-then he pointed towards his wife-...is actually my life and that over at the table is our daughter...uhm, Marron.
-But do you love her as much as you loved me?
-Don't push it, missy!-Number 18 said fiercely-You DON'T want to make me angry! Whatever little thing you had with my husband is LOOONG over so I recommend you get over it!
-You call that a LITTLE?!-Number 18's daughter yelled-Dad actually named me after her!!! I think that proves the contrary, don't you think?!
-Now hold on there, Maron...Wait just a minute, it's not what you think...-Krillin started babbling.
-Really? The next thing you tell me this stupid bimbo is my mother.-while she pointed angrily at the 50-year-old Maron.
-But Krillin and I never slept with each other; we only got to the third base .-Maron pointed out still in tears.
-Does that suppose to make me feel better?!-the young Marron shrieked.
-Come now, Maron...-Krillin cut in.
-Yes?-the old Maron asked a bit smiling. -Not you, my daughter...
-Oh...-then she became sad again.
-Come now, Maron! Surely you won't hold a grudge on me for a stupid thing like identical names, now will you?
-My name isn't stupid!!!-the old Maron cried out loud.
-WATCH ME!-the young Maron shouted, then she went outside and took off in the air and flew away in tears.
-I'll go talk to her.-Number 18 volunteered and took off after her, even though she wasn't comfortable leaving Krillin alone with that bimbo Marron, who was crying even harder; luckily, Krillin didn't have to worry about the neighbours, cause he had none, other than the seagulls flying above the Kame House.


    We see Goku and Chi-Chi flying above an ocean on the Nimbus Cloud enjoying the scenery, when, all of a sudden, they both heard King Kai's voice:

-Hey there, Goku! Sorry for interrupting your moment with your wife...
-No worries, King Kai! How you've been?
-You know, the usual: hanging out in the Other World, making fun of the other Kais...
-Any interesting tournaments I missed? -There were some intense ones, but in the end, Pikkon would always come out victorious.
-Man, I sort of hardly wait to die to show him how strong I've become by now.
-That would be great. Anyway, your son contacted me from Planet Gogeta and asked me to tell you to meet him there urgent. He said that someone very dear to you would like to see you.
-Hmmm...I wonder who could that be? Do you know who it is?
-Yes, I do, but I don't want to ruin the surprise. You will have to go there to find out yourself. Hi-Hi-Hi!
-King Kai, always the jokester.
-Actually, I've lost my touch at it. I guess, I must be getting "old". Get it? OLD?
-Ha-Ha-Ha!-Goku managed to laugh hard to convince King Kai that he got it-Anyway, thanks for telling us the info. Bye!-then he looked towards his wife-So, Chi-Chi...Wana come with me to another planet similar to Earth.
-You bet I do.-Chi-Chi responded firmly-Plus, it would be nice to see Gohan again, even though it has been only two months.
-Ok, then, hang on!-and without putting two fingers on his forehead like he used to before becoming Gogeta, both of them vanished, leaving the Nimbus cloud continue to fly alone into the distance.

    Goku and Chi-Chi appeared in the same town where Kibitoshin's life has been saved. In fact, to their surprise, they also met him there, with a big smile on his face.

-Kibitoshin, what are you doing here?-Goku asked him amazed.
-You know that lovely doctor, Leana, which saved my life not so long ago? Well, guess what, we're dating each other.
-I'm really happy for you, Kibitoshin, but King Kai told me you wanted to see me urgent. I'm sure this wasn't all that urgent, plus, no offense, but you're not that dear to me.
-Oh, about that. Let me take you to them.
-Them?-Goku wondered to himself, while Kibitoshin took him and his wife to a park.

    As they approached the park, Goku saw two familiar persons sitting on a bench. The first one was his son, Gohan, however, the other one was also Gohan, none other than his Grandpa Gohan. Goku's eyes got filled with tears of joy as he ran next to him, pulling him up from the bench and giving him a very tight hug, almost squeezing the life out of him.

-Grandpa Gohan, you're alive!-Goku shouted happily.
-I won't be for much long if you don't let go of me at once...-his grandpa managed to say, coughing.
-Oh, I'm sorry.-Goku apologized, while putting him down-I am just so happy to see you again...alive? But how can that be?
-Well, dad...-Goku's son started-As you remember, back on New Namek, Xaras asked Porunga to revive everyone who has ever died by the hands of the Saiyans, so...
-I was the one who killed you grandpa...-Goku continued instead-So, you're alive again! I am so sorry for killing you all those years!-then tears of sadness replaced the ones of joy.
-It's ok.-his grandpa said smiling-We both know it wasn't you who really killed me, it was the beast inside you, which, by the way, you didn't even know of or how to control. So you don't really owe me any apologies. At least now I know why you haven't visited me when you were dead. I heard that you died twice; you should take more care of yourself.
-Yeah...HI-HI-HI! And thanks, Grandpa Gohan, for forgiving me! You're the best.-Goku said happily, whipping his tears.
-Don't mention it. Anyway, I would like you to meet my new girlfriend.
-Whoah, you barely came back to life and you already found a girlfriend? You sneaky devil; Master Roshi would be so jealous.
-In fact, here she comes now.-then they all looked behind to see a Saiyan woman coming towards them.

    The Saiyan woman had a long black hair put in a ponytail, with a white Saiyan armor and pink shorts. Goku felt a familiar connection with her, as if he knew her or something. After giving Grandpa Gohan a kiss on his cheeks, she approached Goku with a fierceful look and slapped him hard on his face:

-That was for not visiting me after giving birth to Kakarot.-she sad angrily.
-But I AM...Kakarot.-Goku managed to say.
-Kakarot?-she asked wondered.
-M...mom?-Goku asked surprised, and suddenly, the woman hugged him tightly.
-Kakarot! Holy crap, it is you! I can't believe how much you grew up, you look just like your father. Uhm...sorry for slapping you earlier, I really thought you were that no-good father of yours, Bardock.
-It's nice to meet you too at last, mom. King Kai told me that someone dear to me wanted to see me, but I never imagined that this meeting would turn out this good. So, what's your name?
-Taanipu.
-Taanipu, meet my loving wife, Chi-Chi, and my son, Son Gohan.
-Nice to meet you, miss Taanipu.-Gohan and Chi-Chi said in unison, both bowing down to her.
-That's really not necessary.-Taanipu said a bit blushfully-And skip the "miss" part; you make me sound old. Actually, I'm younger than all three of you, which is kind of weird.
-What's really weird is Goku's grandpa dating his own mother.-Chi-Chi remarked.
-Well, he's not my real grandpa; he just raised me.-Goku responded-Besides, I think my whole life was one weirdness after another, so I'm pretty much used to it. So, you and grandpa, huh?-Goku asked Taanipu.
-Weird, I know. But he makes me laugh so much. But don't worry, we're not doing any kinky stuff; we're just companions.
-So, whatever happened between you and dad anyway?
-It just simply didn't work out, I guess. There was nothing really special between us. Didn't he tell you anything?
-In fact, he hasn't mention you at all.
-That coward bastard! This goes to show you how little did I meant for him. Well, It's not like I loved him or anything; there was a strong connection between us, but nothing special. After Raditz was born, he has already been sent to another planet to destroy it after he grows up, and since then, I pretty much haven't seen your brother anymore. Then your father and I fell apart also. We rarely have seen each other, had se...you know, and that's it. I'm sorry that you have to hear it from me, but back then, making children wasn't all that special. It never was, but since we've been revived, things started to finally change, WE started to change. Now I also realize that whatever things I've done in the past, they were mostly wrong. And having you and Raditz without a good reason, without love, was also a really bad thing to do. I hope you can forgive me.-while Goku saw that she really meant all that and she felt really sorry for her past mistakes.
-It's alright, mom. I'm still glad I got a chance to meet you and sort things out between us. At least, now I know the truth. The Saiyans indeed were bad news to every living thing, and to themselves, but everyone deserves a second chance, thus they have been revived and I can see great progress from them. You, mother, also deserve forgiveness and I shall give it to you.
-Thank you, son.-then they both hugged each other once more-By the way, how's your brother, Raditz, doing?
-We have some issues between us, so he decided that it was best for him to leave far away.
-I'm sorry to hear that.
-I see you're not even curious about father...
-I heard that he's helping King Vegeta out. I don't really care. What I care about right now is getting to know you better.
-What do you say we all go to a restaurant and catch up?-Grandpa Gohan suggested.
-Sure.-Goku immediately answered-I haven't enjoyed a good meal for a while now.

    Goku has finally met his mother. Even though he found out that he wasn't born out of love, he was still happy to have met her and forgave her. At least someone had a swell day today. Krillin's nightmare is still not over, however his solution will come from a very unexpected person. Find out who that person is next time on Dragon Ball F!

Episode 73: Forgiveness and Love

    On the last episode of Dragon Ball F, we found out the true reason why Gogeta couldn't ascend to Super Saiyan 5 when he fought the Megasaiyan. It seemes that both Goku's and Vegeta's body have reached their limit, so no matter how hard they train, they can't get any stronger. And if they should try, they would risk destroying themselves by the overwhelming power. Also, last time, an unexpected visitor from Krillin's past showed up at the Kame House, which will cause some discomfort to him and his family...

    No one said a word; they just all stood there at the door: Maron outside, Number 18 inside, while Krillin in between. The other Marron, the daughter, was sitting at the table watching the adults worried while sensing that the tension was rising higher and higher. She couldn't hear what they were saying, but she knew it couldn't be anything good.

-Ok, this is awkward.-Maron started-May I come in?-she asked, while Krillin looked behind him towards his wife, waiting her to respond instead.
-Why not?-18 answered and after going inside and reaching the table where they were previously having dinner, she continued-Meet MY daughter, Marron.-she said, putting an accent on the word "my."
-Neat.-Maron said happily towards Number 18's( ! ) daughter-I guess we're like name sisters.
-Guess so...-Marron replied, noticing how dull the woman is.
-Krillin, may I have a word with you...in private?-Number 18 asked her husband with fierce eyes.
-Do I have a choice?-Krillin responded frightened, then they both went upstairs to their room.
-What the hell, Krillin?!-18 immediately started to yell, as soon as she closed the door behind her-You never mentioned you had a girlfriend before me...
-Well, I never thought she was worth mentioning; we only dated each other for a short while.
-Apparently, she meant a lot for you, since you named MY daughter after her!
-That has nothing to do with it; I just thought it was a beautiful name for a girl to have. I even removed an "r" to make it more unique. Besides, it's way better than what you suggested to name her. Imagine her being named Number 8! I'm sure all of her friends at school would have made fun of her and nicknamed her Eighter or something.
-So, whatever happened between you two anyway?-18 asked, changing the subject rapidly, cause she knew he was right about the naming part.
-Nothing! We only dated each other for a few months. Then she dumped me...sort of.
-Of course she did. She's nothing but a skank, you deserved better.
-Strange, that's what I thought back then too, but the other way around. But you're right, 18. I do deserve someone better than her, and that someone is you. You're the one for me, and our daughter proves it. Otherwise, you would have also dumped me long ago.
-Nonetheless, I'm really angry with you, Krillin! I just hope our daughter will be as forgiving as I am.-when Krillin heard the word "our", he knew he was off the hook; at least by his wife.
-Thank you, Number 18.-he smiled, while his wife smiled back, then giving him a short kiss on his lips; after that, she added:
-Let's just hope she hasn't reconsidered herself after all those years and she's her to take you back...for hers sake.-while Krillin swallowed hard, knowing that that's exactly why she came back.

   
    In Satan City, we see Number 17, Master Roshi and Oolong walking on street, searching for some female "preys." Just then, they saw a big crowd of women staring at a 4000:1 wide billboard where there was an image of a naked man and a woman with their intimate body parts hidden mimicking sex underwater filled with exotic fish, corals and plants. There was a small newly invented revolutionary device attached to their nose, which allowed them to breathe in the water. Above the image, it was written in big red words "Amusement Lust", and underneath it, there was a banner, saying: "A place where you don't just have sex; you have fun while doing it. Yo can DO IT underwater, in the air, even on the roller coaster! Do you dare you to test your limits? We guarantee, you will be burning with satisfaction!" Most of the women looking at the billboard were utterly disgusted of how far a human's imagination could go just to try out new ways of "doing it." However, a few thought it was quite a daring idea and could hardly wait to try it out with their boyfriends or husbands. As Master Roshi and the others approached the crowd, he started:

-Number 17, let me show you how to properly ask a woman out. It's all about using the right words.-then he approached a red-haired chick standing in the middle of the crowd-Hey there, sweetie pie! How's about you and me test our limits out together? Heck, we can "do it" in space, if you want. Let's show these people how to "rock and roll", baby! Oh, yeah!-unfortunately, for Master Roshi, the woman was part of the crowd that disliked doing such things out of lust and after hearing Roshi's "speech", she slapped his face so hard, that his newly bought modern sunglasses broke into pieces.
-I guess you used the wrong words.-Oolong added, making the women behind him to giggle.
-Allow me to try it.-Number 17 volunteered, then he picked a brunet from the other end of the crowd, who was also against the idea of the new carnival or amusement park, whatever, which recently opened, but 17 was prepared for that-What propustuos things can a man achieve with his mind! I'd rather go out on a nice dinner rather than do such perverted things.
-Me too...-the woman responded, and after seeing with whom she was talking to, her eyes started to twinkle and her heart started beating more rapidly.
-So, what do you say? You and me? Tonight, at seven o' clock? You pick the place...-while the woman blushed; then she immediately pulled out a card with her phone number on it and gave it to 17:
-Call me!-then she excitedly hurried away, already thinking what to wear at the dinner.
-Well, it seems, it was 17 who showed YOU how to really treat the ladies.-Oolong said with a smirk towards Master Roshi.
-I guess so...-Master Roshi said sadly and disappointed of himself with a burning red cheeck on his left side.

   
    Somewhere at a lake near Mount Paozu, we see Goku fishing alone with a bored look on his face. He wasn't really fishing either. Whenever he caught a fish, he would pull the fishing net out of the water, grab the fish and throw it back in. Then he put some more bait on the net and do it over and over again. If someone would have seen him, he would think that Goku was actually feeding the fish. Before Goku even realised it, Chi-Chi was sitting next to him with a sad smile her face:

-Bulma called...-she started-She told my what was really going on with you and Vegeta lately.
-It's not that you didn't know it all along.-Goku replied slowly as if he was sleepy or something.
-But the Goku I know would never lay around and do nothing. He would always search for an adventure, a way to have fun, or do something useful, not waste time like this.
-In the past everything was so much simpler. Now everyone is grown up, have their own family to take care of or friends to hang out with; they are always busy. And since its useless for me to train anymore, I have nothing to do then to wait to grow old and pass away to the Other World.
-That's not true, you've still got me. Why do you always forget about me?!
-I'm sorry, Chi-Chi. I know I've been a terrible husband for you. I've been away from you a lot, now haven't I? You should have married someone else a long time ago, I'm sure the kids would have understood it.
-No, Goku. I married you for the same reason you married me: because I love you and no matter where you are or how far away you are, I will always do. Besides, it's my fault that you died the second time, so I should be the one apologizing.
-What do you mean, Chi-Chi?
-Ever since Gohan was born, all I did was to force him to study and nothing more. Even though he admit that he was never into fighting, I wonder if it was because of my influence on him. If I wouldn't have kept him from training, he would have killed Cell immediately and you wouldn't have to die again. It was then I promised myself not to make the same mistake with Goten and let him live his life freely and become whatever he wanted to be. I'm so sorry, Goku...-then tears began flowing from her eyes.
-No, Chi-Chi! Don't cry! I also did a bad thing by forcing Gohan into fighting, so I also failed raising him properly. Besides, that day Gohan also made a mistake by being cocky and torturing Cell, instead of finishing him off right away. Huh! We should be named the Son Mistakes family.-at which both of them laughed-I'm sure our sons came out just the way they should have, because their both happy. And after being reunited with my father, I should also be happy and not feeling sorry for myself.-then he stood up-You're right, Chi-Chi! I was completely wasting my time.-then he threw all the bait from the bucket into the lake, while the fish, of course, couldn't be more happier.-I may have been all around the world before and seen it's beauties, and on some other planets too, but that doesn't mean I can't do it again. Adventure lays everywhere, I just have to look for it. Besides, during my travel I've met many good friends which I haven't seen for ages. Upa, Eighter, Snow, and that weird girl from Penguin Village...I felt their energy given to the Spirit Bomb with which I destroyed Majin Buu. Thus I was remembered of them, yet I still haven't bothered to visit them. I should be ashamed with myself...-then he looked down at his wife and stretched out his right hand towards her-Chi-Chi, will you fly with me on the Nimbus Cloud, to go on a little adventure of our own? Just the two of us, flying as far as our eyes can see, visiting the planet's every corner for the last time. What do you say?-at which Chi-Chi wiped her tears, grabbed her husbands' hand and also stood up happily:
-I would love to, Goku.-and after kissing his lips passionately, she continued-I haven't seen my father for quite some time. I hope he's ok.
-Let's find out, together!-Goku responded, then he looked up in the sky and shouted-Flying Nimbus!!!-after a very short while, the Nimbus cloud appeared out of nowhere, "landing" near the couple-Flying Nimbus, take us around the world! But slowly, we don't want to miss anything.-he said smiling towards his wife, then they both jumped on the cloud and flew away into the distance, embarking on a journey of their life-time...

    Join us again, next time on Dragon Ball Finale!

Episode 72: The Ex

    We see two space pods flying somewhere in the galaxy, away from Planet Earth 2.0. In the space pods there were two Saiyans, none other than Nappa and Raditz, however, their destination was unknown by them. Nappa was starting to get bored just flying around in the endless dark space, seeing nothing but millions after millions of stars, so he turned the communicator on and started:

-Raditz, where exactly are we going?-Nappa voice could be heard in Raditz' pod, however, there was no response; Raditz was in deep thoughts-Raditz, are you sleeping? Raditz?!
-No, Nappa, I'm awake.
-So?
-So what?
-Where the hell are we going?! And how will we get our revenge on you-know-who?
-Nappa, you are and always will be so simple-minded...
-What does that supposed to mean?
-Haven't you learned by now that it is pointless try getting revenge on those two? Even the powerful Frieza joined with Cell have tried and look where they've ended up...AGAIN. Even if we train our whole lives, we will never match their power, not to mention their sons'. I am not going to waste my life again just to get even with them. After spending so much time in Hell, I'd rather enjoy living in the real world for a change, before I end up back there again. Who knows? Maybe I can something good for King Yemma to change his mind and allow me in Heaven.
-I can't believe what a pathetic coward you've become. You first showed it to me when we were on Namek, when you chickened out joining Friezell in taking down our foes. If we would have joined him, instead going against him, by now both Kakarot and Vegeta would be dead. Even if Frieza would have killed us afterwards, it would be worth it.
-Well, no one is stopping you; you know where Earth is. Go! Die again, if you want to. You're not strong enough to take down even the Namekian Piccolo, yet Kakarot or Vegeta.
-Fine! Be it! At least, I will go down in glory.-then suddenly, he redirected his pod in the opposite direction and flew away.
-The fool...-Raditz said to himself, continuing his journey alone, in the waste space.
-If I can't hurt Vegeta's body, than I will hurt his soul instead. I just hope that bitch is still alive.-Nappa said to himself, as he flew towards Earth, but to another planet.

   
    West City, Caspule Corp. After returning from Planet Gogeta, Vegeta's life hasn't been the same. Instead of training a lot like he used to, he sat all day watching TV and drinking beer. It's not that he drank much beer that worried Bulma, it's the drastic change that worried her. But even though, she already knew the answer, she still felt obliged to ask him personally; it was her duty as a wife to do so. But instead of asking him directly, she set next to him on the couch, opened a can of beer herself and just started watching the TV, without saying a word. Vegeta noticed her alright, and started to feel awkward; she didn't like watching the sports and she would always just start talking and babbling of how her day was, what she invent in the lab, the latest gossips about the workers at the corporation or their children...But this time, she was just plain silent, which Vegeta realised that annoyed him even more than her talking itself, so, for the first time ever, it was him who started the conversation:
-So, what's up?-he asked a bit shy.
-Nothing much...the usual.-she replied firmly, not taking her eyes off the TV, while taking a sip of beer.
-Really? And what made you decide to watch sports just like that?
-I don't know...What made you to do the same? I mean, you did watch them before, but not all day long.
-I knew there was a point to all this act of yours!
-Well, then you probably also knew, that this time where I would ak you what's going on with you and Kakarot, would also come, so spill it out!
-Fine. Well it's quite simple. Kakarot's body and mine have reached their limit, meaning no matter how much we would train, we wouldn't be able to get any more powerful, without killing ourselves. Happy?!
-Not really. I mean, I kind of knew you would say that, and that one day this would come, but I never imagined you taking it like this.
-What do you mean?
-Well, just look at you! You're nothing but a lazy, spoiled prince, who does nothing but sit and sour.
-And what do you want me to do? All my life I have done nothing but training and fighting, to become the number one in the Universe. Now, unable to do so anymore, it seems that I don't have nothing left to do.
-Yes you do. You're still alive, aren't you? You breath, you have feelings, emotions; you're not a robot. There are still many things out there in the world, that can bring happiness, even for the likes of you.
-Like what?
-FUN...
-Fun?
-Yes, fun. When was the last time you had some fun anyway?
-I used to have a lot of fun when killing those weaker than me.
-OTHER than that?
-Well, I still train to keep fit and I also train Tien Shinhan's son. But he's a teenager; he always has something "better" to do with his teenager friends...He can never sit still for more than three hours of training, not to mention, sometimes he's late or he doesn't shows up at all, even though I told him I would kill him if he won't be able to beat me in my SSJ3 form. And his four months are almost up. Don't you see? I've become so low, that people don't even take me serious anymore and it's all you guys fault.
-OUR FAULT?! How is any of this our fault? And who do you mean by us?
-You, Trunks, Bra, your parents...Now everyone thinks that since Vegeta has a family, he's not the same guy he used to be. I bet even Ten Shinhan forgot that his first death was indirectly caused by me.
-Would you prefer to be nothing but a domestic animal, a killing machine?
-Sometimes I still do. Unfortunately, it's something that just never fades away.
-Well, that's why all we're here for. To make you forget your awful past and make you happy. And that's where the word "fun" comes in. I also have very little to do at the Capsule Corp. now, since Trunks has a new lovely assistant. It's time for me to retire from work, and we're both enough to become pensioners.
-Yeah, look at us. Being over 60, yet looking like in our mid-thirties.
-That's the reason now it's time for us to have some fun, alone, just the two of us, together. We have been like reborn and we should enjoy every minute of it.
-I think you're right. I think, since I look young again, I should go back killing again like I used to.-Vegeta said sarcastically and with a smirk.
-Very funny, Vegeta. -And what fun do you exactly have in mind?
-It's been a while since we've been in the carnival. Remember, how much fun we used to have there?
-Yea, fun...-Vegeta said with a bored face.
-Well, I heard, that they've opened a new type of carnival, one for only ADULTS.-which got Vegeta's attention-What do you say, honey? Will you take me there?
-Why not? I guess it could be...interesting.

   
    Meanwhile, at the Kame House, Krillin and his family were having dinner while Master Roshi took Number 17 in the city to teach him how to handle himself with the women. Oolong went along, thinking it would be a blast seeing those two in action. Suddenly, someone knocked at the door, and Krillin was the one who volunteered opening it. When he opened the door to see who it was, he literally flipped:

-Krillin, is that really you?-a tall woman with long blue hair, blue eyes and big breasts asked enthusiastically; at first, Krillin thought it was Bulma, or maybe Bra got so tall, or at least he wished it was either of those two-Oh my gosh, you look so cool and cute with that hair and moustache of yours. I just wanna kiss you over and over again. MWAH. MWAH. MWAH.-as she kissed him on the cheeks and hugged him tightly, squeezing her breasts all over him.
-Krillin!!!-an angry voice behind Krillin's back could be heard-Might I know, who your lady friend is?
-Sure.-the other woman answered still enthusiastic instead of him-My name is Maron; I used to date Krillin a long time ago...-while Krillin so wished he could hide under the ground right now, while Number 18 looked both surprised and furious at the same time.



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Episode 71: Living On

    Two months have passed since the events on Planet Earth 2.0, which changed everyone's life, both the inhabitants' and the visitors'. Unity prevailed once again thus the threat has been destroyed, bringing peace to the planet once and for all. Everyone was finally happy...well, almost everyone. Nappa and Raditz were still pissed off that they couldn't have their revenge against Goku and Vegeta, and not having King Vegeta's support, they left the planet to find some other way of revenge, or a purpose to their lives. King Vegeta and his followers have reunited with old Tomo Oshi and the rest of the Saiyans, making the race whole again, with King Vegeta still as their ruler. But now the king had a lot more minions to rule over as he was not only the king of the Saiyans, but of the entire planet. Keeping things in order on a planet that big with so many different species and races, was harder than he thought, so he chose Bardock second in command to help him out. Of course, he would have chosen his son instead, but Vegeta, who always named himself a prince, had no more desire to rule others, so he returned to Earth, to his family. King Vegeta also started searching for a new soul mate and told everyone that he wanted to have at least one more offspring, whether it was a boy or a girl. Of course, Vegeta was the first one to oppose to his idea, saying that having a baby brother at his age was plain ridiculous. He was already uncomfortable with the idea of having a younger father than him and now this? He started to truly despise those Dragon Balls, however, he had no choice than to accept these weird circumstances, hoping they couldn't get any weirder. Bardock also started dating someone, none other than Fasha. Goku couldn't be more happy for him, however, whenever he asked his father about Goku's mother, Bardock always avoided the subject, saying he would rather not talk about it. Goku then understood that between his parents was never anything special and that it was only a one-night stand, which Bardock wasn't proud of and embarrassed to admit.

    Xaras has finally returned to his family for good this time and lived their lives as happily they could. The leader of the Tsufurukans, gave Trunks the blueprints to the shield generator and many crystals as well, to take back to Earth to protect those environments where the weather was more violent. The rest of the Z Fighters also returned to Earth, taking a visitor with them: Mizuna. She, of course, moved in to the Briefs family, having her own room. She became very close friends with Pan and Bra, and they hang out a lot together, but her main interest was Trunks. On the other hand, Trunks also started liking her more and he even started thinking whether she was the one for him. Mizuna spent a lot of time with him at the Caspule Corporation, and Trunks also liked the fact that she was a quick learner, so he named her his assistant. When Trunks asked her about her family, she told him they both died in a mission, when she was little, sent by one of Frieza's henchmen. She had been raised and taken care of my many Saiyan families, especially by Tomo Oshi, as they all loved her. Mizuna decided to also become a Super Saiyan, so she asked Trunks to train her whenever they had some free time from work.

    High school started once again and our teenager heroes were more than glad for it; after going through such dangerous adventures, studying for a change was a relief. Gohan, however, decided to take a one-year break at the university and went back to Earth 2.0 to study it more. Since his students have graduated, he no more had any guilt of leaving the literature class on someone else's hands. Even though the Great Saiyaman and Saiyagirl were gone for good, two other great heroes replaced them; better yet, three: Uub, Buu and...Bee 2. Mr. Satan also announced that he would retire, but he named those three to take his place in bringing peace not just in Satan City, but in the entire world. By now, Uub was just as powerful as Mystic Gohan and couldn't be more proud of his achievement. But saving the world wasn't all that he's been doing; he secretly had a crush on Marron and often visited her at the fast-food where she still worked. Even though the last time she left her job without saying a word to her boss, he nonetheless forgave her and gave her a second chance. She was very good with the clients; alway cheerful for which they liked her the most, so her boss was rather forced to rehire her.

    Bra and Khitan, however, have been seeing each other very rarely lately; firstly, because of Bra being occupied with her studies and secondly, because Vegeta made Khitan his pupil and was training him real hard for him to become strong enough to be worthy of the prince's daughter. If it weren't for them being classmates, Pan and Xevo would also see each other rarely. When she wasn't studying, Pan was training hard with her grandpa Goku and Piccolo to master her Super Saiyan 2 stage. And speaking of couples, another big wedding occurred, this time between Mia and Yamcha. Plus, they also announced that they will soon have a baby boy.

    Because of them being Saiyans, Goku and Vegeta looked still young compared to their wifes, so Bulma and Chi-Chi bought some magical cream for their skin from Fortuneteller Baba and tried it. To their joy, it actually worked, and once again they looked "even" with their husbands. However, something else worried the two of them, regarding their husbands. After returning from Planet Gogeta, Goku and Vegeta weren't themselves anymore, they seemed distressed and bored. They weren't training anymore like they used to, they were either watching TV or sleeping all day long, as if they hated living anymore. Neither Bulma, nor Chi-Chi dared to ask them what the problem was, even though they already knew the answer.

    Our heroes live on their lives peacefully once again, however, Evil is always around the corner, always hungry for vengeance, destruction and world domination. Secrets are yet to be revealed, many characters from the previous series will recur, many surprises and awkward moments await our heroes in this all new saga of Dragon Ball Finale called "The Dragon Ball Hunting Saga".

DBF IS BACK!!!

    Hey there everyone! How you all been? I know I have been posting quite rarely these past weeks, and unfortunately, I won't be able to speed it up much; but you should all know that I won't give up and will give every bit of free time I've got to write more, more and more. Let's not forget the drawing part too, of course:)
    Anyway, as I promised, after finishing my little Piccolo fanfic ( the second one until now ), and the long-awaited Super Gokatesu Suliyatsu, it's time to get serious again and go back writing YOU-KNOW-WHAT. That's right, DRAGON BALL FINALE is coming back better than ever. Although, new episodes will appear more rarely than before, hopefully one per week, that doesn't mean you'll be bored, cause I started REMASTERING the previous episodes, making them longer and "shinier" ^_^ with more dialogues, description, fighting scenes and more...feeling to it. I also decided to make some major changes to it, like removing the part where Gohan goes SSJ3 and leaving him in his ultimate form ( we don't want to make the same mistakes DBGT made, now do we? ).
    Plus, I will change/ add some episodes/ episode titles in between, for example, I will combine the first two episodes of the series and make them as one, adding some additional dialogues and description. As for the new episodes, for now they will numbered from 71 upwards, continuing from where left off, until further notice.
    None the less, I'm pretty excited of how things will turn out in the end and if I will ever manage to put things together, making at least a good fanfic out of it, if not great. There are many exceptional fanfics out there to say the least, to the competition will be though. But still, this is purely fun-made, and I don't make any money out of it. Most importantly, all credit goes to the famous Akira Toriyama, who invented the legendary series.
    That is all for now. Keep following for more updates!

Piccolo's First Ever Sunburn - 4

    Vegeta was quite surprised at Piccolo's strength; he blocked the first 50 punches, but after that, he wasn't able to anymore, so the next 50 connect...with his face. The prince of all Saiyans got really mad and decided not to take his opponent likely, so he struck back with full power. But Piccolo still managed to hold his ground quite well and received only a few hits. They were fighting all over the corporation, destroying everything in their paths. Trunks and Goten were following them everywhere, enjoying the fight, while Mr. and Mrs. Briefs started evacuating their various pets outside in the garden. The most annoyed person at this situation, of course, was Bulma. She was in her lab with a big hand lamp, trying to fix the fuse while cursing loudly.
    Meanwhile, the fight between the Saiyan and the Namekian was far from over. Vegeta was filled with many bruises while his upper shirt was completely torn down. However, Piccolo looked almost uninjured at all and seemed to have the upper hand, but something wasn't right.
-Why aren't you fighting back?-Piccolo asked-You still have another "upgrade" left...Why are you holding back on me? Not that I don't enjoy beating you up...
-I, for one, like to savour this battle; I haven't had a good fight for years, since Cell and Kakarot died. But if you want to die that badly, that could be arranged easily.-then Vegeta transformed into a SSJ2 and shot a sudden "Big Bang Attack", which obliterated most of Piccolo's outfit.
-Curses!
    Piccolo was once again shirtless, without his turban and cape, while most of his pants were also ripped. Suddenly, Vegeta noticed a red familiar thing underneath the Namekian's panths.
-Is that my favourite underwear you're wearing?!-the pissed off prince asked.
-So what if I am?-Piccolo asked teasingly-I find it quite confortable to wear; I think I will ask Bulma to lend it to me for a while...like forever.
-How dare you...you SLIMY SLUG?!
-NO ONE calls me a slug and gets away with it! I'll give your regards to your wife, cause after I'm done with you, there won't remain a single hair from that wig of yours.
-WIG?!
-You heard me...a wig! I mean, come on! Only dames wear a long, spiky wig like that ( Since this day, Vegeta started considering cutting it down a bit, which he did in DBGT ).
-Just that you should know, you fealthy scum, this hair is natural as can be. Plus, it's a Saiyan trait to have long spiky hair like mine.
-Yeah, but not so vertical like that...That's just ridiculous.
-It has been a while since I killed a Namekian...It will bring back good memories of how I slaughtered many of your race on Old Namek, as I slowly torture you, ripping you limb from limb, feeding them to Mrs. Briefs' dinosaurs, while letting you watch them eat, as I wait for you to regenerate your limbs, just so I could rip them down again.-this gave Piccolo quite the goose bumps.
-You sick bastard!-then he attacked Vegeta head on, driven from fear, wanting to finish him before Vegeta could finish him off in a grotesque way; this time, however, Vegeta was done playing around and transformed into SSJ2 full power, nonetheless, they were both equally blocking each others' hits, while causing more havoc around the house.
    By now, Bulma managed to fix the lights and was watching the fight hopelessly through the monitor, thanks to the cameras situated in every corner of the house. Of course, it was hard for her to keep up with them, as she was able only to see things breaking but not the responsible persons breaking them. She noticed that the fighters were heading towards Vegeta's training room and thought that now was her chance to stop them before they would bring down the entire house. As they reached inside the room, Bulma locked the exit door and activated a very high pitched sound, which could be heared only in the training room ( Vegeta was quite a stubborn man, so Bulma put small, undetactable, yet very loud speakers throughout the room and whenever the prince didn't oblige to her orders, she would always just force him with that very high pitched sound ).
    Even though, he was very well used to it, the sound still annoyed Vegeta terribly, so he backed down from the fight, but not before landing a good punch right on Piccolo's right eye, making it purple around it again. Piccolo. however, couldn't stand the sound at all, so he tore his ears down and threw them in Vegeta's face. This time, it was the prince who was utterly disgusted and prepared himself to attack Piccolo again, when Bulma made a loud BOOM sound, as if an atomic bomb exploded. The sound scared the crap out of Vegeta, no to mention the kids.
-Enough is enough, Vegeta!- Bulma's voice could be heard through the speakers-I won't let you destroy MY entire corporation because of your foolishness. You either stop now, or...there won't be any hanky panky in the bedroom for three months!
-Trunks, what does she mean by hanky panky?-Goten asked.
-Trust me, Goten, you don't want to know.-Trunks responded.
-You better behave, prince Vegeta, or there won't be any hanky panky for you!-Piccolo said teasing with his ears already grown back-And I'm pretty sure three months without it is very long for you Saiyans.-he said with a BIG smirk, while Vegeta growled like a mad dog.
-That goes for you too, Piccolo.-Bulma's voice could be heard again-That glowing of yours, like the sunburn, won't wear off for two weeks; so unless you want to remain like that for that long, shut it and come to my lab, immediately.
-Understood.-Piccolo mumbled to Vegeta's amusement, then magically reneved his outfit and left the training room.


-Then what happened?-Krillin asked Trunks wondered.
-Well, in the end, my mom fixed the machine again, which healed Piccolo, this time for good.-Trunks answered.
-Woah, I can't believe I missed all that. But at least, I saw it on TV. Thanks again, kids, for sharing that with us.
-Well, you paid for it, so you earned it.
-Now I understand, why Piccolo refused to meet with me that day.-Gohan realised-He never said NO to me before, that's why I found it strange; but now it all makes sense. Thanks guys, for showing us that movie.
-It was OUR pleasure.-Goten replied smiling.


    SHOULD YOU READERS UNDERSTAND, AS EXPLAINED, THEY ARE CAMERAS ALL OVER THE CAPSULE CORPORATION, SO TRUNKS AND GOTEN TOOK THE RECORDED MOVIE AND SHOWED IT AT THE KAME HOUSE. ALONG WITH MASTER ROSHI, OOLONG, THE TUTLE, KRILLIN, NUMBER 18, CAME GOHAN, YAMCHA AND PUAR WHO WATCHED IT FOR AMOUNT OF FEE, OF COURSE. THEY WERE LAUGHING THEIR HEADS OFF, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, WHILE PICCOLO RESTS ASSURED THAT NO ONE ELSE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE EMBARASSING SITUATION THAT HAS HAPPENED TO HIM.



                                                                                                                                                                       THE END




    AS THE CREDITS ROLE, GOKU POPS OUT ON THE BLACK SCREEN:
-Wait just a darn minute!-he shouts-Howcome I'm not in this movie, special or whatever? I was barely even mentioned...
-Because, Goku...-the narrator started-You're the main hero in almost every movie there is; you come, have a big fight with the enemy, defeat him and save the day, while the other Z-Fighters have less screen time than you. The only times you're not in the movies saving the day is when you're either dead or the action takes place in the past, when you weren't born. Well, guess what? In this period of time, you're dead, and won't be revived for another year, so GET LOST!!! And stop stealing the show again!-as Goku leaves the screen ashamed.




                                                                                                                                                               THE END FOR GOOD:)